Any time the “S” word is uttered around Washington DC, people naturally start freaking out. No, I’m not talking about “shit”, I’m talking about “snow”.
Even though we’re only expecting a dusting of snow at best, people are canceling plans, raiding grocery stores, and stealing snowshovels from their neighbors all in fear of the impending barrage of white powder.
But because we’re a little more level-headed, we’re throwing a party! And I know what you’re thinking: Nobody comes out to clubs when it snows. Not true. Not when we’re the ones throwing the party.