Post Date: December 12, 2012
Did you just buy a girl a drink and then follow her around for the rest of the night? Bro… don’t be that guy.
Do you run around the club grabbing random girls’ asses? Come on man. Don’t be that guy. Eventually you’ll get your ass beat.
Is it that hot in the club? Has your shirt come off and now you’re a tough guy in a wife beater? Don’t be that guy, man.
Did you tip the bartender $0 last time around but now expect prompt service? F not being that guy. Just don’t do that sh*t.
Did you just bring your girlfriend to guy’s night out? Wow dude. Don’t be that guy. But mad props if your girlfriend is Betty White.
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just a creep? Don’t be that guy
Did you get a girl’s number last night? Are you about to call/text her the next day? Seriously. Don’t be that guy.
Did you just honk your horn at those random girls walking down the street? Honestly bro… don’t be that guy. All bets are off if they have a sign, though.
Are you too broke to go to the club so you stand in the parking lot and hit on drunk chicks as they leave? Don’t be that guy.
Do you hit on girls you don’t know through Facebook messages? LOL. Do you start talking shit when they don’t respond? LLOOOOLLLL. Don’t be that guy.
We have a really great article on this coming soon 😉
Do you scream and grunt incredibly loud every time you push or pull a weight? Come on man. Don’t be that guy.
Do you walk around giving random people workout tips? Once or twice/year, ok. Otherwise mind your own f***in business. Don’t be that guy.
Do you spend more time flexing in the mirror than you do working out? Don’t be that guy.
Did you spike your hair before coming to the gym? Don’t be that guy.
Do you and your boy video tape each other and then compliment yourselves on your form? Cause 2 guys at the Georgetown Law School gym actually do that. Don’t be those guys.
For the ladies – Are you wearing yoga pants and trying to act like your ass doesn’t look like god’s gift to the earth? Don’t be that chick.
Did you just one-up someone’s ‘last night was crazy’ story with an exaggerated version of something that happened 5 years ago? Get a life. Don’t be that guy.