2 men may never share an umbrella.
Unless the charge is murder, you must bail your friends out of jail within (24) hours.
If your boy asks you to “wait a minute,” the minimum time you must wait is (3) minutes. The max is (5).
No man should have to buy his friends actual birthday presents. Remembering is good enough.
It’s ok to ask the score of a game, but never who is playing. Think about it.
You can only go commando if you’re coming from ‘somewhere.’ No exceptions. That goes for Britney as well.
There are two ways to compliment a man on his physical appearance. Decide for yourself which one is correct:
“Hey Joe, your arms are looking great!”
“Damn bro, you’re killing it at the gym!”
The fact that someone is driving does not make them exempt from paying for gas
Eating healthy is unmanly. This double bacon cheeseburger pizza is awe-inspiring.
Men are required to fall on grenades, but will have their tabs paid for. You are only required to sacrifice yourself for (4) songs. If your boy ends up going home with a grenade, it is never to be spoken of… unless its like this:
If your DD finds a girl to take home, find another way to get your drunk ass back.
1. One pat, behind the back
2. Max (3) pats
3. No lingering
4. Absolutely no facial contact
You must silently let your friend know if a girl is looking his way