Post Date: August 08, 2012
How can you not just love this face? This is his “I’m gonna go ahead and fold my face into itself and hopefully they won’t recognize me when I escape from jail next time.” Better shave off those fingerprints too!
We have a 6’3″ white, er black, er white, um suspect, uhhh I’m gonna have to get back to you on that.
Police arrested this man in Miami for soliciting prostitution. In filing the paperwork, police have to write any identifiable features in the police report. After scratching their fully formed heads, police wrote “half a head”. With such a unique feature as ‘half a head’, who needs a name?
He was arrested for drunk driving. Guessing he just came from a Day Glow Party with that full body glow. But what is the difference between going silver or painting yourself orange like the Worst Summer Tans from club douche bags?
This unique guy ran over his landlord. Guessing he is not to hard to pick out of a line up. Before you decide on a life of crime, might want to consider a better disguise.
Keepin it in the family! Afterall what bonds a father and son duo more than a synchronized arrest and mug shot? “Git-R-Dun!” “Psycho!” We couldn’t have said it better.
Maybe she’s trying to smuggle an ostrich egg from the zoo and keep it warm before it hatches in that bandaged bird’s nest.
Clearly arrested while gettin’ his hair did by his baby mama, Lawnmower man is obviously not happy he has to go into a cell with his hair lookin’ all crazy! That’s what you get for breakin’ the law Buckwheat!
Poor guy! It’ll be slim pickins’ for this guy’s last meal before the electric chair. No corn on the cob, that’s for sure. We are thinking a buffet of applesauce, pudding and jello. Yum!