Post Date: October 10, 2012
You’d be a liar if you said you’ve never gone to a bar or nightclub at least once without trying to “get some action.” Most men are guilty of this. Surprisingly, so are most women, even those who always claim they “just want to dance.”
Even still, despite the new social norms found in our forward-thinking 21st century society, men still have to “spit some game” and do most of the initial “work” to get the ladies. So without divulging the secrets of the perfect pickup, let’s focus on what guys should NOT say when meeting new women:
This screams: I HAVE NO GAME WHATSOEVER, PLEASE HAVE MERCY AND F*** ME!!!
Do you really want to sound like a drunk college freshman on the first week of school?
Save this for later… unless you’re a stalker.
Buying her a drink does not also buy her attention. Usually, she will thank you for the drink and leave. Sucker!
If she has a boyfriend she cares about, she’ll tell you. Otherwise, she’s single or simply DTF.
Perhaps the most desperate, boring, unimaginative you can say to any woman. Anywhere.
Creep alert. You’ve never met and she’s the only thing on your mind? Yikes!
“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… but I’m an idiot! So call me, maybe?”
No, but it will probably hurt when she slaps you.
99.9% women are not looking for “love” at a bar or club, no matter what they say when they’re drunk. Period.
Do you like provolone? Cuz that was really cheesy!
Translation: “Let’s f***!” Unless she’s a dirty whore, she will probably avoid you for the rest of the night.
Our amazing dancers, cocktail waitresses, hostesses, and bartenders get hit on every night. They’re also seasoned veterans at detecting bullshit pickup lines and fending off weirdos.
Here’s some of their “best of the worst” pickup lines: