Nothing like a nasty little prank to put a spring in your step and get your loved ones, or enemies’ heart’s racing.  “Honey, I have crabs!” It’s not bad karma, when you <eventually> follow it with an “APRIL FOOLS!”  Tap into your juvenile side and put some naughty fun into your week, since we certainly are not getting any pleasure out of the winter that won’t quit! Time to review some classic, some cruel and some downright genius pranks for this April fools.

Unplanned Pregnant

Like a whoopee cushion the good ol’ “I’m pregnant” works for anyone without the man parts.  Freak out your parents, your boyfriend, that guy you’re cheating on your husband with; this hoax has endless possibilities and will surely instill fear! Insert evil chuckle!

Secret Show

These type of shows happen all the time. Remember when Club Glow did those secret Sunday sessions? Send a mass text to all your friends telling them their favorite recording artist or DJ will be playing a super exclusive one night only, not advertised night at the venue of your choice.

Death Becomes Her

This one surely crosses the line. But don’t get your panties in a twist, it you could ‘will’ things this easily; you’d already have a yacht full of cash and a golden unicorn.  Take out a fake obituary ad in your local paper or spread the news via social media.  Get your best friend involved. It’s a great way to see who really cares! Awe, you’re so loved, or maybe not.

STD Scare

Nothing scares the pants off like an STD.  Or maybe you shouldn’t have taken them off in the first place.  Place a call to your partner posing as their doctor saying they have new findings from their latest tests.  Try the app “Sly Dial” to hide your digits on the caller id.  Or call your past lovers and let them know you are just giving a courtesy call to alert them of your fire crotch.

On the Move

Tell anyone who cares about you that you’re hitting the road.  Moving to Spain! Freak the kids or the wife out with a nice “For Sale” sign in the yard.  Say goodbye to your friends kids we’re moving to the South Pole.

Traffic Trauma

If you’re crafty, draft a fake parking ticket, which you can adorn on all your coworkers cars.  Or run into the office and tell that uptight guy in the adjoining cubical that you were just outside and their car getting towed or saw a boot on his car.  Fun for all!

Under Cover

Let someone you know you are confiding in them about your past.  You’re been in the witness protection program and you are not who they think you are.  If you can’t keep a straight face with this one, an eloquent email works.

Kitchen Disasters

-Fill a 20 oz plastic coke bottle with Sprite and soy sauce.

-Make a yummy caramel apple treat switching out the apple for an onion.

-Be the office hero and bring in morning donuts filled with mayonnaise instead of custard.

Online Infidelity

Create a fake profile and chat with your lover online posing as a secret admirer. This is also a great way to find out if your gf/bf is really into you.  Plus you can totally get away with it when they find out it was you, April Fools; we’re breaking up you cheating pig!

Jail Bird

Place a collect call to anyone who would care.  When they accept, let them know you are in jail and using your one phone call.

Polygamy Prankster

This one would go a little something like this, after you sit your family down.

I hate to have to tell you this guys, but I have another family in Ohio, a wife and 2 other kids.  Sorry, it’s time you knew. Who wants to meet your new siblings!

Face it, you’re evil, you have no soul! But it’s April fools, so it’s the one-day you can get away with being a prankster.  Make sure to fill us in on how your April Fool’s day hoax goes.