Tiësto – Tues 03.27.12 [Glow at Fur]
The Greatest DJ of All Time
Returns to Washington DC
Limited number of $70 tickets tonight at the door.
When:
Tuesday March 27, 2012
Doors at 9PM, Tiësto at Midnight
Where:
Glow at Fur Nightclub
Tickets:
$70 at the door. Limited Number Available:
wantickets.com/tiestodc
Extra Info:
Ages 18+
Opening set by Roberto Gonzalez
Intimate, booth performance
Please do not delay buying tickets. This event will sell out.
Tiësto returns to one of his favorite club destinations in the world. He has blessed the best clubs in DC for over a decade, since the beginning of Glow. From an outdoor massive and the first Super Glow at DC Armory to countless sold out club nights, Tiesto is one of the most storied DJs ever to set foot in DC clubs. On Tuesday 3/27 he returns to the booth at Glow for another memorable evening of DC clubbing.
Tiësto – Mon 03.26.12 [Glow at Josephine]
Second Date Added for Tiësto in Washington DC
Monday, March 26 – Glow at Josephine
Tickets at www.wantickets.com/tiestojosephine
When:
Monday March 26, 2012
Doors at 9PM, Tiësto at Midnight
Where:
Glow at Josephine
Tickets:
Limited Number Available:
www.wantickets.com/tiestojosephine
Extra Info:
Table Reservations: 202.271.1171
Ages 21+
Dress to impress. Absolutely no exceptions.
Opening set by Matt Goldman
Please do not delay buying tickets. This event will sell out.
A second date has been added for Tiësto in Washington DC. With a limited number of door tickets at Glow at Fur on Tuesday, March 27; Glow has added an intimate lounge date for the 21+ crowd at Josephine on Monday, March 26.
How to Refuse Giving Up Your Phone Number
Mastering the Art of Rejection
We’ve all seen this situation before: average Joe walks into a DC Club and tries hitting on a girl. He wants to get her number and likely in her pants. Except she is not interested and doesn’t even give him the time of day.
So how exactly do you get rid of an unwanted guy without being a total b*tch?
This guide has all the answers and best excuses!
Boyfriend
Probably the easiest excuse of them all, yet also very easy to forget.
Don’t have a boyfriend? No problem! Most losers will get the point.
Pregnant
If a guy doesn’t run for the hills after you drop this bomb, he’s gross.
Nothing is creepier than a guy with a fetish for pregnant women.
Pregnant is not sexy. If fat, swollen, and bitchy turns a guy on, he’s even more disgusting than you first thought.
Transvestite
To each his own!
It’s just that most guys will tuck their tails and run away if you suggest you’re packing a bigger member down there than they are.
AIDS (or any communicable disease)
The ONLY way this could possibly backfire is if he also shares the virus. In this case, then you’d ultimately be passing it back and forth.
In most cases this one is a go!
Then again… DC does have the highest HIV/AIDS rates amongst U.S. cities.
Fake Call App
There is a fake call application available for download on most SmartPhones.
This app allows users to select a time in the immediate future to have your phone ring.
Simply open the app as the undesirable approaches; your phone will ring, allowing you to make a flawless exit.
Deaf
No response is sometimes the best way out.
Being deaf is like having a super power. You have your own secret language and rarely have to deal with harassing douches.
Plus, you can “accidentally” slap approachers as attempt sign language.
Gay
This one may turn on a select few, and that’s ok.
However, if you say your dyke-lesbian of a shemale partner is draining her lady lizard in the bathroom and will be back momentarily to beat your poacher’s ass, he will most likely make an early exit.
Escaped from the insane asylum
They say crazy attracts crazy, however it has its limits!
A reference to the insane asylum or your “crazy pills” should do the trick.
Underage and Your Dad is a Police Officer
Nothing kills the mood like statutory rape, especially when her daddy’s a po-po.
A cop-dropper is guaranteed to have stalkers running in the opposite direction.
Then again, he might just think you have a thing for handcuffs and nightsticks!
A Compulsive Hoarder
Few things are scarier than a compulsive hoarder.
If you have not fallen prey to Hoarders on A&E, you’re lucky. Not only are these pigs hoarding anything from dead cats to doll heads… they also seem to be hoarding things on their own bodies, like fat, moles and hair!
If the dude doesn’t run away with this excuse, you can look forward to a very happy life of collecting useless junk together.
Ten Embarrassingly Popular Photo Poses
Say ‘Goodbye Dignity’ & ‘Cheese’ for the Camera!
Scroll through any DC Nightlife photo album and you’re guaranteed to encounter the Zoolanders, wanna-be Paris Hiltons, and a plethora of fish faced, doggy-style, peace-loving teapots highlighted in this guide.
Is it the alcohol? A false sense of self? Who cares: it’s entertaining!
The Duck Face
Also commonly called the “fish face.” Pucker up and show off those meaty DSL’s!
Strike this pose and it looks like you went down on an exhaust pipe. Seriously, you’re not Angelina Jolie.
The Girl on Girl
Now is your chance to how the world how much you love your gal pals!
Maybe it’s a hug or a kiss. Or even a game of ‘hide the imaginary sausage!’
The Hippie
Dying for world peace? Turning Japanese? On your way to dig wells in Nigeria or adopt a Russian orphan? Probably not.
Two more vodka tonics and you’ll be screaming at your boyfriend for looking at another girl before dragging that b*tch to a back alley and throwing up in the dumpster yourself. So much for peace!
You know who else flashes the peace sign?
These tools!
The Double Kiss
The male dream: “Here comes the camera guy. Quick, both of you hotties kiss me on the cheek!”
The male reality: “I’ll buy you girls a drink if you take a picture with me for my Facebook page!”
The Blow Me a Kiss
Yep, you also just blew one to that fat, old pervert who’s trolling the internet for young girls.
With the help of a little lotion, he will think you blew him a lot more than just a kiss!
The Gratuitous Boob Shot
Have you see my fun bags? That’s right: I get free entry AND drinks at clubs thanks to these puppies!
The Teapot
Arm on hip: check. Push butt back: check. Pretend I’m Paris Hilton: check.
After-hours fling in the trailer park: absolutely.
The Rear View
Slowly crane your neck and pretend you’re elegant. Put your best foot forward and pop that ass!
Very popular pose for hiding a blemish or if you’re Harvey Dent.
The Zoolander
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
And I plan on finding out what that is.”
These puckered-up mug shots MUST be intentional, unless you dig the ‘I just sucked a lemon’ face!
The Rockette
The bastard child of the teapot. Settle down, Charlie Horse!
Are you modeling a new line of Dr. Scholl’s or waiting to burp a baby on your knee?
Fujimar: Late-Night Sushi & Ceviche in Washington DC
1401 K Street,
Home of Lima Lounge Welcomes Fujimar
Take an open second floor space,
infuse Latin and Asian flavors.
Mix Sake and Tequila. Sushi and Ceviche.
Drop some downtempo music.
Here is DC’s newest Restaurant
and evening seafood bar.
Fujimar is the product of combining and renovating Lima Restaurant and Vetro Lounge. Focusing solely on the culinary experience, the second level of Lima Lounge has adopted a more open layout, added a drink bar, sushi bar, and created a menu drizzled in Japanese-South American fusion.
While Lima Lounge remain’s one of DC’s top nightlife destinations, Fujimar will become a choice amongst DC foodies for sushi, ceviche and select items from the former Lima Restaurant menu.
Entering Fujimar from the familiar entrance at 1401 K St. NW, patrons are greeted by an inviting, modern layout. Stainless steel accents at the new drink bar compliment the hardwood floors. Comfortably firm white leather couches, chic velvet-like chairs, minimalist table seating washed by a chroma light display creates a relaxed, high-end atmosphere. Moving further inside, large HDTVs add to the ambience while stone-top tables fit for kings await.
The menu features a combination of Asian and Latin food without the standard con-“fusion” experienced at similar style restaurants. Fujimar instead recreates the unique culinary experience achieved only when two foreign cuisines blend naturally. The result is an interpretation of cuisine forged when Asian immigrants relocated to Latin America.
These inspirations will result in a menu of sushi and ceviche alongside a selection of fish (including unusual options such as Tasmanian Kin Salmon, and Hapu’up’u), caught and shipped the same day from Hawaiian waters.
Owner Masoud Aboughaddareh ensures the fish will be “hooked, line-caught or speared by divers within American waters to ensure strict fishing regulations” and “chosen with great care, knowledge and sensitivity
for preserving the environmental heritage of the world’s most coveted seafood.” Other options such as braised short ribs and barbecued chicken with butter and soy sauce will be available as well.
Fujimar’s drink menu features wine list with imports by artisan winemakers, an extensive Saki collection and a hand-crafted beverage program. No thirst will go unquenched.
Sushi and ceviche served until 1AM M-Th and 2am F/S enhance an already gratifying experience. Fujimar hopes to infuse something fresh into DC restaurants and the K Street neighborhood.
DC Guide to an Alternative Spring Break
DC Nightlife Guide to an Alternative Spring Break
Every year students from Georgetown to San Diego do the spring break thing in Panama City, Cancun, Jamaica and beyond.
But if ya can’t make it to Cabo, don’t wanna build cribs w/ Habitat for Humanity, or just want to do your own thing; we found some nice alternatives.
Explore DC
Live in DC and never been to a single museum or monument? Huh? The White House is in DC?
Now’s a great time to see why tourists come here: The Smithsonian has 19 museums + The National Zoo, there’s all those monuments, galleries, The White House and more.
Springtime in DC also means the National Cherry Blossom Festival from March 20 – April 27!
Boats
The water may be a little funky, but boats are a great springtime activity. The Georgetown waterfront on a sunny day always poppin’.
No boat? No problem! If you’re a girl, all it takes is a skanky outfit. If you’re a dude, try supplying the beverages.
Grab a crew and book your own booze cruise. Local “cruise lines” like the Odyssey or the Sprit of Washington offer a cruise feel, albeit a loose comparison. Your imagine is key on this one.
Cruises also depart from Baltimore and you can set sail to the Bahamas, Bermuda or the Caribbean. You can always save money leaving from Baltimore rather than flying to Florida.
Spring Adrenaline Rush
Release your anger from classes and pain in the ass teachers with a game of paintball. Check out Outdoor Adventures Paintball Sports in Bowie, MD or Pev’s Paintball in Fairfax, VA.
Shoot some real guns. Bad ass sh*t right here. Try places like NRA Shooting Range in Fairfax VA or the Maryland Small Arms Range in Upper Marlboro, MD.
Get strapped to a stranger and jump out of a plane. There’s lots of skydiving locations like Skydive Orange in Orange, VA, or Skydive Washington in DC.
Groupon and Living Social have good deals too.
WMC DC Style
No need to book an overpriced flight & hotel for Winter Music Conference or Ultra Fest. Have your own house music binge here in Washington DC.
The best DJs in the world are constant figures in DC club life. There’s 2 dates with Tiesto March 26 & 27 at Josephine and Fur Nightclub , Dada Life on March 31, Alesso at the outdoor Dayglow event at RFK Stadium and tons more.
Glow features 3 parties/week with the world’s best.
White Trash Spring Break
Pick a sunny day. Grab a group of friends, a kiddie pool, sand from Home Depot, and some blow up palm trees. Make some frozen drinks “pool side”, and cue the Bob Marley.
You can even go all MTV Spring Break 2012 and create your own knock-off games just like the ones they humiliate annihilated spring breakers with. You know the ones, like seeing which male/female team can trade clothes the fastest, or exposing your dirtiest stories in truth or dare fashion.
Panorama Podcast Episode 10 feat. DJ Mario Venechi 03.14.12
Panorama Podcast, Episode #10 feat. DJ Mario Venechi
The weekly Panorama Productions Podcast!!!
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Episode #10 – Panorama resident DJ Mario Venechi
Panorama Podcast: DJ Mario Venechi 03.14.12 (Episode 10) by DCClubbing
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The Panorama Productions Podcast consists of live and studio sets from DC’s hottest local talents. Live sets are recorded weekly at Ultrabar, Barcode, Lima, Josephine, and/or Glow Washington DC.
“Glow” in the Dark – Saint Patty’s Day in DC – Fur Nightclub [03.17.12]
The Original Glow Washington DC hosts Saint Patrick’s Day 2012
Featuring…
Cazzette
(part of Ash & Avicii’s At Night family)
Special Theme:
Glow in the Dark w/
— Black Lights
— Massive Glow Stick Drop
— Old School Rave Style
— All White Clothing Preferred
Drink Specials:
$3 Green Beer (domestic)
$4 Shamrock Shots
$6 Jameson shots
Music:
— Main Room: House Music
— Martini Room: Pop, Dance
— Mafia Room: Latin, Intl.
Amenities:
— Outdoor Patio
— 2 Mezzanines
— Bottle/Table Service
Free/Reduced Entry:
— Free Before 11 for 21+
— $10 Off Before 11 for 18+
Use the DC Clubbing VIP Pass
Location:
Fur Nightclub
33 Patterson Street NE
Washington, DC 20002
About Cazzette:
— Spun at DC Armory w/ Avicii
— Same management as Avicii
— House, Dubstep, Electro
— From Sweden
— Remixed Timbaland
— See Video Below
CLOSED: One Lounge
- Venue Type: Lounge/Restaurant
- Estimated Size: 200
- Amenities: Outdoor patio, bottle service, tapas, kitchen ’til 1AM
- Cover Charge: $10 – $30
- Hours: M – Th: 5PM – 2AM
F/S: 5PM – 3AM - Dress Code: None but try and look nice
- Age Requirement: 21+
- Neighborhood: Dupont Circle
- Address: 1606 20th Street NW, Washington, DC 20009. (202) 299 0909
- Website: oneloungedc.com
- Atmosphere: Dimly lit, 2 bars, upstairs/downstairs, lounge and restaurant in the thick of trendy Dupont Circle. When it comes to DC lounges, One has all the buzz. Actors and athletes alike have been spotted relaxing in the low key spot. It feels slightly shady walking in, like there’s ‘some sh*t’ going down. And who knows, maybe there is. If you’re looking for a nice place to bring a girl and need something better than a hookah bar in AdMo, this is your spot. It’s a great place to have a nice, low key, potentially wild night with a group.
Venue Overview
An unassuming restaurant-front in Dupont Circle, an outdoor patio welcomes guests to One Lounge in Washington DC. Walking down a small set of stairs and down a narrow hallway, guests find themselves entering a rather intimate restaurant/lounge. On the left side of the entry hall is a long rectangular room with couches, tables and a very classic lounge vibe. To the right of the entry is a bar and around the corner to the right, a dining area.
Turning the corner from the front-bar you’ll find a small nook with couches, an open room with a DJ booth that connects to the left-side, and a staircase. Upstairs is a private room with bar, Persian rugs, leather armchairs, the whole nine.
Parties
Tuesday: Live Jazz is featured with strings, bass and vocals in an environment where talking and listening are both ideal.
Wednesday: Guest bartenders and great music make this a fun mid week hangout for locals, regulars and people in the restaurant biz. Both bars open.
Thursday: Ladies Night. An all-star female staff rusn things and gives away free bubbly after 10pm to all ladies at both bars.
Friday: The House Party combines the homely nature of One Lounge and House Music until 3am. Both bars are open.
Saturday: Party Night. Saturdays we are usually filled with Special Events like yours and there is always a great mix of people and music on both floors.
Sunday/Monday: The folks at One Lounge are always hanging out, so come in for a relaxed night and food until 1AM.
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St. Patrick’s Day Party in DC: Sat 03.17.12 [Ultrabar]
Ladies Night at Ultrabar: St. Patrick’s Day Edition
What:
DC Nightlife St. Patrick’s Day party
Drink Specials:
- FREE Green Jello Shots
- $3 Guinness
- $6 Melon Drops
Where:
When:
Saturday, March 17
Time:
Doors at 9PM
After you’ve finished up with Happy Hour at Barcode, stumble over to Ultrabar for ladies night this St. Patrick’s Day. In the spirit of the Irish, we’ll be serving up free Jello shots and $3 Guinness. Rumor has it that if you wear green underwear, you might even get extra lucky on this night of mayhem!
