CLOSED: Cloakroom
- Venue Type: Upscale Gentlemen’s Club
- Amenities: Ahem, do we really have to tell you?
- Hours: Weekdays: 11am – 2am
Weekends: 12pm – 3am - Dress Code: Business casual. Team jerseys allowed Sundays and local team game days.
- Age Requirement: 21+
- Location: Chinatown
- Address: 476 K St NW, Washington, DC
- Contact: 202.371.2223
- Website: www.cloakroomdc.com
Venue Overview
The Cloakroom is Washington, DC’s newest and most luxurious gentlemen’s club. There are plenty of strip gentlemen’s clubs in DC, but as soon as you approach Cloakroom you know it’s going to be different. Being greeted at the door by polite and friendly staff is refreshing, in fact all of Cloakroom’s staff fits that bill. After walking past the velvet ropes and making your way inside a massive main stage is the center of attraction. One side is adjoined by a bar complete with seating. Multicolor lights and funky (in a good way) carpets give the venue a retro-chic feel with modern features.
Seating is comfortable, and refined. Two two-story poles (and of course the dancers) steal the show. They have to be seen in person for full effect but we can tell you they look like they go on forever.
The second story has a VIP feel complete with its own seating, a separate stage and bar. No need to miss the action on the main floor though, the second floor wraps around complete with clear views of everything going on. A VIP Guest Lounge truly defines VIP accommodations: the closed-off room contains couches and plenty of space and an option to view what’s going on outside. A DJ booth is also on this level with clear sight lines of the entire venue. This open format compliments the setting nicely.
Food and drinks are done right, the hilarious menu makes ordering food much more fun than it should be. Cloakroom raises the bar on adult entertainment while offering a comfortable environment for all.
Photo Tour
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CLOSED: K Street Lounge
- Venue Type: Lounge
- Estimated Size: 400 people
- Amenities: 1 Floor, Bottle Service, Private Events, Valet Parking
- Cover Charge: $20
- Hours:
Friday & Saturday 10:00 pm – 3:00 am
Sunday 10:00 pm – 2:00 am - Dress Code: Fashionable
- Age Requirement: 21+
- Neighborhood: K Street
- Address: 1301 K Street, NW, Washington, DC 20005 202.962.3933
- Website: http://www.kstreetdc.com
- Atmosphere: Trendy/upscale.
Venue Overview
kstreet lounge is one of a handful of lounges to pop up over the course of K Street’s urban facelift in the past decade. With an emphasis on bottle service and table reservations but extra room for casual partiers to get their groove on, kstreet provides a spot for dancing, drinking, and socializing.
Traditionally a luxury playground for a late 20s, early 30s crowd of lawyers and lobbyists, kstreet is starting to expand its clientele by appealing to a younger crowd. While the “who’s who” of DC are a common sight at this venue – sporting Gucci and dropping off their exotic foreign cars at the lounge’s valet parking (complimentary with table reservation) – throngs of mid-early 20s professionals sporting Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger are helping pack the small but popping dance floor.
When you get too sweaty from dancing up a storm, kick back at your table or post up on the bar and soak in the lounge’s 14 plasma TVs, a high-end projection screen, and 20 LCD monitors with customizable content. kstreet is equipped for some serious audio-visual entertainment action.
After cooling off, perhaps give yourself a look in a mirror to make sure your hair gel or makeup isn’t running: the lounge’s minimalist, futuristic-looking white-on-white color scheme keeps the venue relatively illuminated. Although a great place to be “seen,” it doesn’t really offer the intimate privacy of a dark corner.
Parties
- Friday: Hip hop and R&B
- Saturday: Hip hop and R&B
- Sunday: Top 40s and House
Latest Updates from kstreet
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Call 202.962.3933 or get on the guest list at: www.kstreetdc.com/calendar
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CLOSED: Lima Lounge
- Venue Type: Intimate Club
- Estimated Size: 800
- Amenities: 2 Floors/Bars, Outdoor Patio, Kitchen open late, Bottle Service, Restaurant, Valet, Coat Check
- Cover Charge: $20
- Hours: M: 11:30am – 2:00am, Tu: 11:30am – 11:00pm, W: 11:30am – 1:00am, Th: 11:30am – 2:00am, Fri: 11:30am – 3:00am, Sat: 6:00pm – 3:00am, Sun 12:00pm – 8:00pm
- Dress Code: Upscale. Strictly Enforced.
- Age Requirement: 18+ Tuesday and Thursday. 21+ Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday
- Location: K Street
- Address: 1401 K Street NW Washington DC 20005. (202)789 2800
- Website: www.limaloungedc.com
- Atmosphere: Swanky, intimate and primed for dance floor action. Whether it’s dancing in front of the DJ under a flashing spectrum, bottle service, low-key mingling or a conversation outdoors; this 3-floor (2 dance floor) venue provides multiple club gradients. Fujimar, its newly opened 2nd floor restaurant, provides fine-dining, late-night seafood options
Venue Overview
Lima’s upstairs Restaurant, known as Fujimar, is overseen by Executive Chef Reynold Mendizabal. A menu highlighted by fresh ceviche and sushi and select entrees has earned the restaurant high praise from patrons.
Upon entry, one is generally met by an attractive, European style crowd. The people may be diverse but the style is consistent; blazers, shoes, mini-skirts and high heels. Lima’s 20s & 30s crowd looks good and parties hard.
Spacious and fully equipped, the various gradients of Lima Lounge boast state-of-the-art sound systems, intelligent lighting, plush seating, ample dance space, digital projectors and intimate nooks to satisfy all moods.
Lima’s lounge provides two seating areas, a bar and projectors; the perfect place to get away from it all. With colorful lights and atmospheric pieces hanging from the ceiling, a dance floor with a 40 ft bar on one side and roped off VIP on the other, and a raised DJ booth; the main floor has hosted some of the world’s biggest acts.
Parties
- Happy Hour: Monday – Friday, 4pm – 7pm
- Dinner: Monday – Thursday 6pm – 1am, FridaySaturday 6pm – 2am
- Sundays: football brunch
- Mondays Salsa night
- Tuesdays College night
- Wednesdays extended happy hour
- Thursdays house music DJ bookings
- Fridays Teka – techno DJ bookings
- Saturdays rotating line up of DJs catering to DC’s high-end, international crowd.
Latest Updates from Lima
Photo Tour: Main Floor
Photo Tour: Patio
Photo Tour: Lounge
Video Tour: Lima Lounge DC
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Dirty Bar
- Venue Type: Bar/Club
- Estimated Size: 250 people
- Amenities: Bottle Service, Coat Check, Valet
- Cover Charge: None
- Hours: Tues – Thurs: 10pm – 2am, Fri – Sat: 10pm – 3am, Sun: 10pm – 2:00am
- Dress Code: Sexy
- Age Requirement: 18+
- Location: Connecticut Ave/Midtown
- Address: 1223 Connecticut Ave, NW, Washington, DC 20036. (202) 427 9610
- Website: www.dirtybardc.com
- Atmosphere: A nod to the Moulin Rouge, Dirty Bar is the perfect setting to let your naughtiest fantasies come alive. Complete with an unassuming entrance, high-end 20’s style decor and exposed brick, this 3rd floor hideout is the perfect place to escape the bland streets below. Tight skirts, house/top 40 and a legit cage bring an air of debauchery to DC nightlife.
Venue Overview
Above the swank, low-key lounge known as Dirty Martini sits a 1920’s speakeasy complete with swing, suit of arms and cage for the venue’s dancers.
Upon entry partygoers find a coat check to the right (with the swing just ahead) and bottle servie booths to the left. The ceilings are high and the exposed brick, wood and decor makes one feel as if they stepped into a 100 year-old mansion.
Walking through the rectangular space, to your right is a curtained VIP area, to your left the bar. In the back is a DJ booth, dance floor, cage and in the summer an outdoor patio! The sound system is well-above the norm for most DC club venues.
The crowd at Dirty Bar is quite attractive and always ready for anything the evening brings their way.
Parties
- Wednesday: Dirty SINs, Service Industry Night w/ The House Tribe, drink/bottle specials.
- Thursday: Dirty Bar Provocateur, hosted by Midnight Group, DC A List and Project DC
- Friday: Ladies Night, groups of 6+ ladies receive a free bottle of house champagne
- Saturday: A Night in Paries, International Night
Latest Updates from Dirty Bar
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Funkagenda headlines tonight at GLOW!
Definitely one of the best “Electronic Dance Music” names around; Adam Walder AKA Funkagenda has been releasing straight bangers for 6 years now. Tracks you definitely know include the ever-popular “What the Fuck,” the track “Nobody Listens to Techno,” which samples an Eminem lyric that the song is named from, as well as collaborations with Mark Knight which include “Good Times” and their re-work of the classic “Man With the Red Face.” The funky one has also released tons of remixes for artists like Chris Lake, Radiohead, Robbie Rivera, Swedish House Mafia, Daft Punk and Wally Lopez. He works with everyone.
You seriously need to come to this event. Now is when DJs begin to make their initial campaigns for the DJ Magazine Top 100. It’s the push before summer. The festival circuit is coming up, then Ibiza, then it’s time to vote. Coming off the best British breakthrough artist award, Funkagenda is out to show the world why he is the #1 rising star from one of the most dance music-savvy nations in the world. We’re truly lucky to have Funkagenda gracing the decks; Fur is going to be absolutely nuts!
Even if you’re not a fan of “Electronic Dance Music”, there’s still 4 other rooms and party areas at this massive megaclub!
There’s Chris Styles from Hot 995 bangin it out in the front room, playing the best in hip hop, top 40, and dance.
Outside on the patio, a couple of DC’s best DJs throw down a wide mix of tunes guaranteed to make the patio bump!
There’s also a strong latin floor up in the Mafia Room, with all the best hits in reggaeton, latin, merengue, y mas!
And don’t forget the hip hop floor over in the Mink room!
No matter how you cut it, there’s a great party at Glow at Fur Nightclub in Washington DC! Be sure to get your free pass to the event, straight off the Official Glow Facebook Page.
The weather is great, and the party is hot Saturdays at Ultrabar
The weekend is already in full swing at Ultrabar and time to party and let loose. The best place to do it is at Ultrabar Nightclub in Washington DC, which hosts “Chroma” Saturdays every weekend. The place is awesome, with 6 lavish bars on 5 gorgeous floors, with 4 bangin DJs, all in 1 great club. Jam to the old school in the basement, hit up the main floor for the best in top 40, hip hop, and dance, go up the stairs to the bedroom to catch the best in latin music, and find your way to the VIP for the house and international!
Skip the cover charge with our printable pass here
While you’re at it, check out the new drink specials!
NEW Drink Specials: Open Bar 9pm-10pm
$4 Dos Equis, $6 Rum n Cokes, $6 Patron Espresso Shots
VIP Table Specials:
Bottle of Ketel One Vodka for $150, Absolut and Champagne for $220
Ultrabar is a multilevel nightclub located at 911 F St NW Washington DC, near the Verizon Center in downtown. This event is ages 18+, proper ID and attire is required.
