Panorama Podcast Episode 28 feat. DJ Saam 08.01.12
Panorama Podcast, Episode #28 feat. DJ Saam
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Episode #28 – DJ Saam
Panorama Podcast: DJ Saam 08.01.12 (Episode 28) by DCClubbing
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The Attack of the Jort!
It’s hot, it’s sticky, what do you do, slap on a pair of jorts and cool those thighs off. In fact, just take a pair of scissors and have at those old jeans. Tear em right off your body with pride! But beware! Only a very small percentage of humans can get away with jorts of any kind.
What are jorts, you say?
Jorts are just jean shorts. Get it jeans+shorts=jorts? Though like most styles, jorts can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. Let’s go over the folks who were terribly misled by this style which can easily go horribly wrong and having you look better suited to married your sister than rock the trendiest DC nightclub or DC beach party.
Short Man Jorts
Men, boys, those with a male part, should never ever wear jean shorts, jorts, demin that is not a full length jean…NEVER EVER EVER, PERIOD. In fact men in any type of shorts is very questionable outside the beach scene. Here’s why- there is too much room for disaster. Go a little too crazy with those scissors and next thing you know a super ball falls out and you’re being locked up for indecent exposure. Here is the profile of a jort wearing male: teeth optional, mullet, tobacco chewing, moonshine induced liver failure…get the picture?
The Stuffed Sausage Jorts
Nothing looks worse than a person of any size squeezing into something 5 sizes too small for them. Let’s be honest, these jorts didn’t fit her since she was a toddler. Wanna rock a pair of jorts, fine, get a pair in that can cover your caboose. Denim is the least forgiving material, so make sure you don’t have to butter your ass to get into a pair. Hopefully she’s buying a nice moo moo for the tractor ride home.
Diaper Jorts
Basically it’s a denim diaper. I don’t know how or why the high waist short trend started, but it’s not a good one. You know who can get away with high waist shorts? A 75 lb runway model and NOBODY else. Then mixing the high waist trend with denim on a hot summer day just creates a palpable smell and raises the muffin top to blend with the boobs causing the alien like double boob bump. But hey if you want to sport a camel toe in a smelly denim diaper, just walk on the other side of the street.
Ghetto Jorts
What is the point of long jorts? Why bother wearing shorts at all, just stick to the full length jeans. Yeah you look really hard core, you know you are basically wearing capri pants (the summer version of the mom jean). These jorts are so long the ankles are the only part of the leg with any freedom. Not to mention that your boxers and whole ass are hanging out of your jorts. This look is definitely suited if you’re off to rob a liquor store or pee on your radiator.
Jort Swim Trunks
Denim at the beach? Really? Save it for the rodeo or daily wear. Imagine throwing a cup of sand down your jeans and pouring a bottle of water down your crotch, then rub. Try for a more breathable fabric that keeps your package free from the sand paper vs. denim show down on your junk.
If you can pull off any of these jort looks, then jort the hell outta some jorts, otherwise, save the denim for jeans and back away from the scissors!
Check out these fashion trailblazers!
Tuesdays: College Night at Lima Lounge DC
Tuesday Party Moved to Josephine
Click here for more information.
Lounge, Dance Floor, Patio, VIP
Music Format
DJ Saam:
Top 40, Dance, Mashups
Admission
— Print out your free passes!
Age Requirement and Dress Code
— 18+ with valid ID
— Please dress like you’re going out. No ripped or oversized clothing. Sneakers must be stylish. Entry at discretion of door staff
Get VIP Now!
Tuesdays feature one of DC’s best 18+ college nights at one of the best clubs in DC.
Hang on the patio, go nuts on the dance floor, grab a drink in the lounge or go all out in VIP!
This isn’t your typical college party… With solid drink specials and the free pass, Tuesdays at Barcode are certainly one of the best club nights in DC!
Look Like Millions, Spend Only Hundreds
Rock a $1000 Dress Every Weekend
Contributing Writer Amanda Hanowitz
“Ugh, I have absolutely nothing to wear.” says girl staring at a closet filled with options. “Everyone has seen all of these outfits. And that one’s a definite no ’cause I was just tagged in it. Too soon.”
We’ve all been there. We have an endless amount of clothing for every occasion, yet nothing at the same time.
Ever wish you could buy an outfit for one occasion and return it right after?
Wish you could just rent an outfit instead of paying those over-the-top prices?
What if we told you this is all possible? That your dream of rocking 4-figure dresses every weekend is a reality… This dream come true is called Rent the Runway, and it is genius.
Herve Leger dresses, so damn expensive, and for what? A bandage dress that hugs you in way too many places? But, ugh, they’re beautifully made and hug in all the right places. These dresses can cost thousands.
“I don’t need a dress for that price, especially if I am only wearing it once,” you sigh. “I guess I’ll just substitute this beautiful masterpiece of a dress with a lesser, tacky version from a cheap online site.”
STOP!!!
Rent the Runway offers designer dresses that cost thousands of dollars for the small price of $200! You get to rock the dress of your dreams, look smokin’ hot, not break the bank, and no one will know.
The long list of designers on this site is truly mind-blowing and will keep you with endless options of attire for any occasion. Browse dresses, shoes and accessories by Alice + Olivia, BCBG, Herve Leger, House of Harlow, Dolce and Gabanna, DANNIJO, Matthew Williamson, Vera Wang, and more!
It gets better!
Rent the Runway sends you a backup size for free! Feeling bloated? Order a size up, too. Feeling frisky? Order a size down to boot. The possibilities are endless, really.
Unleash your inner model, rock the on the runway looks right off the runway, and rent your way to inexpensive bliss. Look like a million bucks, but spend only hundreds.
A Night in White – Fri 08.03.12 [Ultrabar]
A Night in White
What:
August White Party
When:
Friday August 3, 2012
Where:
Ultrabar Nightclub
911 F Street NW
Washington DC, 20004
Extra Info:
- Free Bottle of Champagne for:
– Groups of 6 (girls)
– Wearing White
– 21+ - Ages: 18+
- Dress Code: All White
- Free entry w/ DC VIP pass
Additional Drink Specials:
- $4 Coronas
- $6 Rum & Coke
- $6 Sex on the Beach Shots
A night in white at Washington DC’s premiere, 5 level nightlife destination. Get your linen pants, button downs, and keep it cool as we celebrate summer in style.
Panorama Podcast Episode 27 feat. LJ MTX 07.25.12
Panorama Podcast, Episode #27 feat. LJ MTX
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Episode #27 – LJ MTX
Panorama Podcast: LJ MTX 07.25.12 (Episode 27) by DCClubbing
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The Top 10 Most F*cked Up Nightclubs in the World
While we are all lucky to have the best clubs in Washington, DC, no club in DC quite stretches in the the far reaches of the odd and bizarre. We took a look at some of the weirdest and wildest nightclubs in the world intended to shock, entice and entertain with some of the most f*cked up nightclub concepts.
Chillout- Dubai
Ice Bars are popping up everywhere, but an Ice Bar in the middle of the Niger Desert?!?! Enter the Middle East’s first, called Chillout where everything is sculpted from ice. The cover charge, $17, will get you a rental parka, gloves and snow boots.
DM Bar – Estonia
Think of your favorite band, and then imagine a bar dedicated solely to them with their memorabilia covering the walls and the DJ playing ONLY their songs, all night long. Well, if Depeche Mode is your favorite band, then you’re in luck. Members of the band have even been spotted there. There’s nothing wrong with a little self lovin’ right?
Hobbit House – Philippines
Based on the J.R.R. Tolkien trilogy, “Lord of The Rings,” Hobbit House entertains guests with a themed atmosphere. Plus, the entire staff is comprised of dwarfs, which were rescued from the slums of Manila. The live club entertainment performed by, you guessed it, hobbits will entertain guests with flame-eaters, singers, jugglers and even a tiny Elvis impersonator. Not sure if this place would fly in the overly PC conscious United States, but the bar opened over 35 years ago and is going strong.
Das Klo Bar – Germany
Das Klo Bar (German for toilet) is an over 40 year old institution in weird clubbing. Guests can expect red wine in blood transfusion packs, electric shocks from tables, rotating bar stools, a hammer that comes down unexpectedly. Upon entry guests are sprayed with water, spooked by skeletons and lightning. The ceiling is made of paper mâché sculpted to resemble rocks that fall in a giant avalanche every 10 minutes. A kilted figure in the ladies room is booby-trapped so that whenever a lady lifts the kilt to see if he is going commando, a siren goes off in the bar. Seating is a choice of coffins or toilet seats, the beer is served in new urine specimen bottles, and the food is sausages with sauerkraut fetchingly presented in huge enamel potties.
Alux Restaurant & Lounge- Playa Del Carmen, Mexico
This underground nightclub is set literally, underground in a cavern complete with stalagmites and stalactites that are illuminated with glowing club lights. Just hope that you don’t get a visit from any bats pooing in your martini.
The Miniscule of Sound- Hackney, London
Meant to poke fun at the mega club in London, Ministry of Sound, the Miniscule of Sound is the world’s smallest nightclub in the changing room of an outdoor swimming pool that is no longer in use. The music policy is anything that “ain’t too warped or scratched”. There is no cover charge, but the bouncer keeps the maximum capacity at 14 in the 4ft by 8ft club. Talk about exclusive. But do people really want to party in a club the size of a porta potty?
Clinic – Singapore
Visiting a hospital might be expected after a bender of partying and drinking, but Singapore’s Clinic Nightclub brings the weird up a notch with a hospital themed club complete with wheelchairs as seating, a gift shop, pill shaped rooms that interlink to give a drug ‘trip’ effect. You’ll drink from test tubes and IV bags, eat from bedpans, lie on hospital beds with white curtains, and get your groove on in the Morphine room. Get well soon!
Club4Climate- London
The club’s slogan pretty much sums it up ‘All you have to do is dance to save the world’ in one of the worlds only eco-friendly nightclubs. The requirement is simple, guests must sign a pledge to help fight global warming, plus no cover charge to the eco friendly patrons who walked or rode their bike to the club. Sixty percent of the clubs power is generated from the dancers on the dancefloor. Way to reduce your carbon footprint and keep the party going.
The Giger Museum Bar- Château St. Germain, Gruyères, Switzerland
Designed by the creator of the Academy Award winning designer of the movie “Alien” the inside is designed to look like the inside of a foreign creature complete with cozy seating in the carcass of dead aliens, and a great view.
Baby Loves Disco- Traveling
Baby Loves Disco was created in Philadelphia by professional dancer and mother. All events are held in a nightclub during the afternoon hours and include a DJ, MC, classic disco and 80’s tunes, healthy snacks, a chill-out zone with books and toys, diaper changing stations. This childproof nightclub usually operates in the afternoon and hosts events across the US for busy moms who still want to party.
Beach Party – Friday at Ultrabar [07.27.12]
Free Stuff/Dress Code:
Beachwear Preferred.
Tanks! Shorts! Sandals!
Bikini Contest in Chroma.
Free sunglasses, visors, more!
Drink Specials:
$4 Coronas
$6 Rum & Coke
$6 Sex on the Beach Shots
July Bottle Special:
$175 Ciroc
Tables, birthdays, exclusives:
202.271.1171
Entry/Guest List:
Line Cut & Free Entry pass @
www.dcclubbing.com/wordpress2/vip/
Age/Hours/Dress:
18+
9:30PM – 3:00AM
Beach attire strongly suggested!
About:
Ultrabar brings the Beach Party to D.C. Panorama Productions will transform Ultrabar into a beach scene in the middle of the concrete jungle. So, get your swim suits, sandals, tanks, bikinis and shades.
Location:
Ultrabar is located at the corner of 9th and F Streets NW: less than 1 block from the Gallery Place Metro.
911 F ST NW, Washington, DC
Panorama Podcast Episode 26 feat. DJ Flounder 07.18.12
Panorama Podcast, Episode #26 feat. DJ Flounder
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Episode #26 – DJ Flounder
Panorama Podcast: DJ Flounder 07.18.12 (Episode 26) by DCClubbing
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Outdoor Movie Theaters in DC
DC Area Outdoor Summer Films
In an ode to the retro drive in movie theaters of the days of yore where viewers could watch the latest movies from the privacy and comfort of their cars, outdoor movie theaters, minus the cars, have been cropping up all over the city, and most of them are free.
Here’s your guide to the metro areas best bets for outdoor big screen movies and schedules. From the massive Screen on the Green at the National Mall to your local neighborhood screens from Rosslyn to Rockville, switch in up and plop your ass on the grass for an eclectic movie experience under the stars.
Where: National Mall , Washington, DC
When: Mondays, July 16 – August 6, 2012, at sunset
Monday, July 16: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Wednesday, July 25: It Happened One Night *Note weekday change*
Monday, July 30: From Here to Eternity
Monday, August 6: Psycho
Where: L Street between 2nd and 3rd Streets, NE, Washington, DC
When: Wednesdays, May 23 through August 8, 2012, at sunset
July 11: Red Dawn
July 18: War Game
July 25: The Incredibles
August 1: Jurassic Park
August 8: Deep Impact
U Street Outdoor Movies – Harrison Field Under the Stars
Where: V St. between 13th and 14th St., Washington DC
When: Wednesdays, June 27 – September 26, 2012, gates at 7PM, movie at dark
July 25: Protocol
August 22: The American President
September 26: The Pelican Brief
Where: New Jersey Ave SE and Tingey Street SE, Washington DC
When: Thursdays, May 24 through July 26, 2012, 8:45PM
July 12: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
July 19: The DaVinci Code
July 26: Muppet Treasure Island
Where: Rosslyn, Virginia- Gateway Park
When: Fridays, June 1 – August 24, 2012, at sunset (Show up early for the pre-show games and prizes.)
Gateway Park
Friday, July 13: All the President’s Men
Friday, July 20: Dave
Friday, July 27: Swing Vote
Friday, August 3: Head of State
Friday, August 10: Man of the Year
Friday, August 17: Wag the Dog
Friday, August 24: Canadian Bacon
Where: Waterfront Park, King Street, Alexandria, Virginia
When: Weekend long event
Friday, July 13: Mission Impossible
Saturday, July 14: We Bought a Zoo
Where: Mount Vernon Recreation Center, 2701 Commonwealth Avenue, Alexandria, VA
When: 7 PM, movies start at dusk
July 21: Cars
August 18: Dolphin Tale
Where: 18th and South Bell Streets, Crystal City, Virginia
When: Mondays, June 4 – August 27, 2012, after sunset
Monday, July 16: Bridget Jones Diary
Monday, July 23: The Proposal
Monday, July 30: You’ve Got Mail
Monday, August 6: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Monday, August 13: Pretty Woman
Monday, August 20: Love Actually
Monday, August 27: When Harry Met Sally
National Harbor Movies on the Potomac
Where: Waterfront Street, National Harbor, Prince George’s County, Maryland
When: Fridays and Sundays, May 25-September 28, 2012
Friday, July 13: Dirty Dancing
Sunday, July 15: Flipper
Friday, July 20: The Bucket List
Sunday, July 22: Miracle
Friday, July 27: RV
Sunday, July 29: Happy Feet 2
Friday, August 3: The American President
Sunday, August 5: All Dogs go to Heaven
Friday, August 10: Air Force One
Sunday, August 12: Hotel for Dogs
Friday, August 17: Chasing Liberty
Sunday, August 19: Beethoven
Friday, August 24: Dave
Sunday, August, 26: My Dog Skip
Friday, August 31: Man of the Year
Sunday, September 2: Homeward Bound
Friday, September 7: Space Balls
Friday, September 14: Space Cowboys
Friday, September 21: Apollo 13
Friday, September 28: Star Trek
Where: Woodmont Triangle, Bethesda, Maryland
When: July 24 – 28, 2012
Tuesday, July 24: Stand By Me
Wednesday, July 25: Vertigo
Thursday, July 26: The Muppets
Friday, July 27: Crazy Stupid Love
Saturday, July 28: Hugo
Comcast Outdoor Film Festival – Rockville
Where: Mid-Pike Plaza, Rockville, Maryland
When: August 23-25, 2012 8:30PM
August 23: All The President’s Men
August 24: Midnight in Paris
August 25: Cars
Rockville Movies on the Square
Where: Rockville Town Square, Rockville, Maryland
Where: Wednesdays, June 13 – August 22, 2012
July 11: Soul Surfer
July 18: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
July 25: Miracle
August 1: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
August 8: Cars 2
August 15: The Last Lions
August 22: Moneyball
Columbia’s Lakefront Summer Festival Movies
Where: Columbia Town Center, 10320 Little Patuxent Pkwy., Columbia, Maryland
When: Mondays and Fridays Summer 2012
July 13: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
July 16: National Velvet
July 20: War Horse
July 23: The Muppets
July 27: The Help
July 30: The Adventures of Tintin
August 3: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
August 6: Cars 2
August 10: John Carter
August 13: Puss in Boots
August 17: The Artist
August 20: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
August 24: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
August 25: True Grit
August 31: The Lorax
Sept 1: The Hunger Games
Sept 2: Hugo
Sept 7: Iron Man 2
Sept 8: Captain America: The First Avenger
Sept 14: Hairspray: The Musical
Sept 15: Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
