The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen [9/19/11]
“I have one speed, I have one gear: GO!”
Although Charlie Sheen’s new sitcom Anger Management is yet to launch, you can catch him back on TV tonight!
(and no, not just in reruns of Two and a Half Men)
Monday, September 19 at 10 pm — Comedy Central
But will his self-proclaimed tiger blood and Adonis DNA be strong enough to pull viewers over his highly publicized drug binges and stripper parades? Or will he need some tips from Anger Management to aid in what some predict will be a complete ratings failure?
Sneak Preview!
Led by roast-master Seth MacFarlane, Sheen will entertain jokes from Mike Tyson, Jeff Ross, Anthony Jeselnik, Steve-O, Harvey Levin, William Shatner, Kate Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Patrice O’Neal, Amy Schumer, and Slash.
Is Sheen Still #Winning?
It is perhaps in his latest role — playing the part of himself — that Charlie Sheen has been most entertaining. Faced with intense public criticism from his March 2011 media blitz, this “Rock Star from Mars” set a Guinness World Record for reaching 1 million Twitter followers in a 24-hour period. Moreover, his Violent Torpedoes of Truth Tour earned him a reported $7 million dollar paycheck.
Career Highlights
In spite of his recent shenanigans, Charlie Sheen has been entertaining the masses for decades.
- Co-starring with Tom Berenger and Willem Dafoe in the classic 1986 Vietnam War drama, Platoon
- Making us laugh in Major League and Hot Shots!
- Replacing Michael J. Fox for the last two seasons of sitcom Spin City
- Becoming the highest paid TV star for his role as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men in 2003
The #SheenRoast is guaranteed to have you laughing!
Panorama Resident DJs Launching Weekly USTREAM Show!
DC’s Best DJs Broadcasting LIVE from Ultrabar
Every Wednesday Night — CLICK HERE for updated USTREAM schedule.
The resident DJs of Panorama Productions invite you to watch their brand-new, weekly Ustream show! It airs every Wednesday!
Broadcasting from Ultrabar’s main floor, this one-hour show will feature anything from house and trance to top 40s, mash-ups, Latin, and more!
Watch DC’s best DJs from INSIDE the booth!
Live video from your Android device on Ustream DJ Saam is kicking off the first show on September 21 at 8 pm.
Upcoming Shows
9/21 @ 8 pm: DJ Saam
House, top 40s, mash-ups, cross-over
• saamtheman.com
• Saam on Facebook
• @DJ_SAAM
DJ Saam August Mix by dj_saam
9/28 @ 9 pm: DJ Ramzy
House, top 40s, mash-ups, cross-over
• djramzy.com
• DJ Ramzy on Facebook
• @djramzy
DJ Ramzy – Hoodie Season EDM by DJRamzy
10/5 @ 9 pm: AC204 (GlowU)
House, progressive, electro
• AC204 on Facebook
• @CLICKERdj and @djANTEATER
10/12 @ 9 pm: DJ Kid Lucky
House, top 40s, mash-ups, hip hop
• Kid Lucky on Facebook
• @djkidlucky
Kid Lucky: Summer 11 Dance Mix by KidLucky
Nightmare on F Street [Chroma, 10/29/11]
Time to Get Spooky!
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Doors Open 9 pm
Scary costume party!
Chroma (Ultrabar)
911 F Street, NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 638-4663
- Drink specials until midnight
- Great music
This Halloween weekend, you’re invited to bust out the monster mash and dress up like you’re going to a graveyard smash!
Last year’s Halloween party was absolutely insane and this year it’s going to be even wilder. Even the Ultrabar staff gets in on the action: bartenders, bouncers, managers, DJs, busboys, and VIP hosts… everyone gets dressed up!
Wear a SCARY costume!

If you’re struggling for ideas, here’s some suggestions:
- Vampire
- Werewolf
- Monster
- Ghost
- Evil clown
- Zombie
- Grim Reaper
- Frightening movie characters (e.g. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees)
- Anything that makes little children cry
Come dressed to kill!
Dirty South: Sat 10/29/11 [Glow at Fur]
Opening set by Matt Goldman
Saturday October 29, 2011
Fur Nightclub
33 Patterson St NE # A
Washington D.C., DC 20002
(202) 842-3401
Doors Open at 10pm, Ages 18+
Latest tracks by dirtysouth909
From: Australia
Style: Big Room House
Famous Tracks: Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition (Axwell and Dirty South Remix), Let it Go, Phazing, John Dahlback – Pyramid (Dirty South Remix), Skyler Grey – Coming Home (Dirty South Remix), Alive w/ Thomas Gold
Best Known For: Sweet Disposition, owning 2011
Australia’s most well-known DJ, Dirty South has been on fire in 2011. It started with a Grammy nomination for his and Axwell’s remix of Sweet Disposition, continued with his remix for Diddy and is carried by his recent track with Thomas Gold. With more in the pipeline including his Phazing theme parties, Ibiza events and festival appearances, it’s safe to say the Aussie is peaking!
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It has been an amazing ride for the Grammy Nominated DJ/Producer Dirty South aka Dragan Roganovic.
Born in Belgrade, Serbia and relocating to Melbourne, Australia when he was 13, kick started his musical journey as he started to get influenced by everything around him.
Like many other youngsters starting out in the music biz, Dragan couldn’t afford turntables but he managed to improvise with his old NEC Hi-Fi and started mixing with the tape decks. From here on, Dragan developed further by making bootlegs and mashups. Next step was to get even more serious so a brand new computer, software and keyboards were needed. The first official production was released in 2004 and Dirty South was born.
Soon after that, there was an invasion of Dirty South releases and remixes. In 2005 and 2006, Dirty South was nominated for the renowned Australian Music Industry’s top accolade, the ARIA awards and in 2007 he took home the “Best Producer” trophy at the inthemix top 50 awards. He did that again the following year and added best local DJ to his awards list. Since then, there have been many nominations, awards and accolades, including numerous “Essential New Tune” gongs by the legendary Pete Tong, who hosts the leading weekly global dance radio show The Essential Selection. Besides the successes he has had on his own, with releases like “It’s Too Late”, “Let It Go”, “The End” and “Alamo”, Dirty South has joined forces with some of best producers in the world and created anthems such as “Open Your Heart” with Axwell and “How Soon Is Now” with David Guetta and Sebastian Ingrosso. On the remix tip, Dirty South has given the remix treatment to some of the most recognisable names in the music industry including U2, Snoop Dogg, Tracey Thorn, Depeche Mode, David Guetta and Josh Wink.
Alongside his productions, Dirty South started developing his DJ career. At first Australian turf was covered many times, but then the demand spread overseas, and soon enough he was playing for some of the best clubs and festivals across the globe, including Ultra Music Festival, Pacha (Ibiza & New York), Ministry of Sound, Space, Vanguard, Creamfields, Global Gathering, Sensation White and many others. The heavy touring payed off, and in 2008, Dirty South was voted No.74 in the DJ MAG Top 100 competition.
In between his heavy touring and producing schedule, there has always been time to do a yearly mix CD, and Dirty South has put his name down to compilations for labels such as Ministry Of Sound, Toolroom Records, Cr2 and SONY to name a few.
This summer has seen the birth of the Phazing concept, from the label of the same name to its first release from Dirty South called ‘Phazing’ which went on to be one of the anthems of 2010 to the ‘Phazing Nights’ branded live events, next year Phazing will continue to grow.
With only a few short years under his belt in the international production scene, Dirty South’s potential to achieve tremendous musical heights seems limitless.
This is the story so far, and there is definitely more to come from Dirty South…
‘We’re Phazing A Million Miles Away!’
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DJ Geometrix: Fri 10/28/11 [Pop at Ultrabar]
Friday October 28, 2011
Ultrabar Nightclub
911 F St NW
Washington D.C., DC 20004
(202) 638-4663
Doors Open at 9pm | Ages 18+
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Latest tracks by DJ Geometrix
Panorama Productions Resident DJ Geometrix is one of DC’s finest. Not only does he hold weekly spots at Pop @ Ultrabar and the hip-hop room at Glow @ Fur; he is also a co-director of the B2R (Back to Rock) Music School’s Beat Refinery in Herndon, VA.
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Latest tracks by DBK
Ultrabar Nightclub in Washington DC was once a bank, and this is The Vault! In addition to a bar and dance floor, the Vault features a hall lined with couches, sunken chairs and intimate escapes in case you meet the love of your life on a Friday night!
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Latest tracks by DJ SUELTO

With Mario Salsa on the congas, DJs Suelto and Bomba bring the hype every Friday to The Bedroom at Ultrabar. Pop’s Latin/International party features reggaeton, bachata, house and the best in international beats! The Bedroom at Ultrabar Nightclub in Washington DC is a huge weekly draw!
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Latest tracks by KidLucky

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Wet Dream on F Street [10/28/11]
Sexy, Silky, Dreamy
Friday, October 28, 2011
Doors Open 9 pm
Indulge your fantasies!
Ultrabar
911 F Street, NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 638-4663
- Age: 18+
- Drink specials until midnight
- Great music
Halloween: it’s time for a SEXY PARTY!
Ultrabar is throwing the craziest, sexiest Halloween in DC!
If you’re looking for an excuse to bust out that naughty costume or your libido needs a jump-start, you’ll definitely not want to miss this!

Need costume ideas? We got you!
Here’s a list of some classics:
- 80’s Flashdance character (sweatshirt + leg warmers)
- Airplane Pilot
- Animals (especially felines… meow!)
- Camouflage
- Greek God or Goddess
- Harry Potter characters
- James Bond / Bond girls
- Police Officer (yes to fuzzy handcuffs)
- Sailor
- Sexy Librarian
- Superhero (Wonder Woman, Superman, etc.)
- Vampires
Please put some time and thought into your costume Dressing up as Tom Cruise from Risky Business is the ultimate cop-out!

There will be plenty of tricks and treats for everyone, so don’t miss out!
Cedric Gervais: Fri 10/28/11 [Glow at Josephine]
GLOW Washington DC presents:
Friday October 28, 2011
Josephine
1008 Vermont Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20005
(202) 347-8601
Doors Open at 10pm, Ages 21+
Latest tracks by Cedric Gervais
From: France, Miami-based
Style: Sexy House Music
Famous Tracks: Love is the Answer w/ Mya, Leave it Alone w/ Maria Matto, Mauri’s Dream, Ready or Not w/ Second Sun, Spirit in my Life, Pills
Best Known For: Taking Miami Sleaze to the next level!
The 2nd installment of Glow at Josephine featuring Cedric Gervais! With Glow’s Friday night event taking a Miami-style ‘bottle service on the dance floor’ approach, who better than Mr. Miami Sleaze himself to keep things rolling! Cedric’s recent music video shoot with Mya at Lima Lounge, appearance with Tiesto at DC Armory, and the fact that he has spun more Glow venues than anyone in the last year have firmly cemented DC as his second home!
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It is an uncommon occurrence in the Electronic Dance Music scene to find an artist sensationally talented as both a DJ and a producer. Cedric Gervais is of the rare breed whose talents behind the decks translate over into the production room. For years he has captivated clubbers and partygoers as he reigned supreme over the Miami dance scene. Although originally born in Marseilles, Cedric Gervais …has chosen Miami as his adopted home, and the city has been more than happy to embrace him. He has held residencies at Crobar (now Cameo) and the world famous Nikki Beach, before taking over the Space Terrace. Cedric’s presence at the Space Terrace was felt immediately as people in the thousands began lining up to witness him devastate the after-hours scene.
Despite being in such heavy demand, Cedric still found time to take his talents into the studio. His first single with Ultra Records, “Burning” was a great success on both the charts and the underground circuit. Soon after, he unleashed his debut album “The Experiment”, which featured the massive hit, “Spirit in My Life”. The album took him to a different level as he spent the next couple of years touring the world, entertaining and thrilling his many fans. His production credits include working with the likes of Lenny Kravitz, Deep Dish, Steve Lawler, and Rachel Star, just to name a few. Whilst maintaining a hectic tour schedule, Cedric has managed to both continue his residency at Space and spend plenty of time in the production room. His latest single, “Mauri’s Dream”, was Pete Tong’s Essential Tune of the Week three weeks in a row, and has received great critical acclaim from both DJs and producers. Many consider it to be one of the best, if not the best song revealed at the 2009 Winter Music Conference. It will be hard for any producer to top “Mauri’s Dream”, but tantalizingly enough, Cedric has expressed that “Mauri’s Dream” is just the beginning of what should be a string of smash hit releases.
Currently, Cedric is working on his highly anticipated second album, “Miamication”; which is scheduled for release later this summer. He is working closely with Sharam (of Deep Dish fame) and the duo already had a monster record together, entitled, “U Don’t Even Know Us”, under the moniker, Sharvais. Cedric has also just relaunched his two record labels, Sleaze Records and SleazeTech. Having undergone major makeovers, the two labels are ready to take the Electronic Dance Music world by storm. Sleaze Records will specialize in house music and SleazeTech will focus on Techno and Minimal. Both labels are set to begin a heavy release schedule with the first set of releases coming in the end of April. With a host of new talent signed to the two labels, it is only a matter of time before Cedric propels them both to the top. Very few have managed to enjoy the kind of success Cedric Gervais has worked hard to achieve in such a short span of time. The scary, yet enthralling aspect about Cedric’s career is that it has yet to reach it peak. Although it would be cliché to say the future is bright for this young star, it is nevertheless true. No one can be sure what is in store for Cedric, but what can be certain is his impact will be one that will be felt for generations to come.
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Axwell: Thurs 10/27/11 [Special Glow at Fur]
GLOW Washington DC presents:
Thursday October 27, 2011
Fur Nightclub
33 Patterson St NE # A
Washington D.C., DC 20002
(202) 842-3401
Doors Open at 10pm, Ages 18+
Axtone Records by axwellofficial
From: Sweden
Style: Big Room House
Famous Tracks: Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition (Axwell and Dirty South Remix), Open Your Heart, What a Wonderful World, Watch the Sunrise, King of Hearts, Dirty South – Let it Go (Axwell Remix), In the Air, It’s True w/ Ingrosso. As a part of Swedish House Mafia – One, Miami2Ibiza, Save the World Tonight
Best Known For: Thinking deep thoughts. Being 1/3 of Swedish House Mafia.
The highest rated member of Swedish House Mafia, Axwell provides a deeper, uplifting presence to the house trio. His solo work speaks for itself. With new releases on his Axtone label and a track in the works with his good friend Dirty South, odds are the Swedish house king is going to do it bigger and better every time!
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The king of the sun-kissed summer anthem; the mogul behind one of the hottest imprints on the planet; a superstar producer and DJ who’s never lost the giddy enthusiasm of a fledgling clubber; and one of the most successful and influential remixers of the 21st century. By anyone’s standards, Axel ‘Axwell’ Hedfors is a giant of modern-day dance music – and he’s only going to get bigger.
Axwell’s steady ascent into clubland aristocracy began when he struck crossover gold with 2004’s glorious ‘Feel The Vibe’. An unstoppably uplifting and instantly memorable track, the original version of ‘Feel The Vibe’ (featuring vocalist Errol Reid) dazzled every corner of clubland, before an overhauled version (with new vocals by Tara McDonald) gate-crashed the UK top 20. 2005’s ‘Watch The Sunrise’ (featuring Steve Edwards) proved to be another unstoppable anthem, as was his 2006 collaboration with fellow Swedish House Mafioso Steve Angello, Supermode’s ‘Tell Me Why’ (released via Ministry Of Sound, it reach #13 in the UK and #3 in the Netherlands). But it was 2007’s rave-referencing ‘I Found U’ (#6 in the UK charts) that really cemented Axwell’s status as a producer who could marry artistic innovation with strong commercial appeal – a rare thing indeed, in any genre of music. Most recently he was one of the forces behind Swedish House Mafia – One (Your Name) featuring Pharell Williams, another top ten UK hit, crashing into the summer charts at #7 and soundtracking every festival, dance event and Ibiza club night.
“I do feel pressure to maintain a certain level of success,” says Axwell. “That’s a weight that lies on my shoulders – but all that pressure comes from myself. I want every tune to be better than the last one: to sound stronger, to be phatter, to work better in a club. So it’s pressure, but it’s good pressure. It pushes me forwards, creatively.”
“For me, it’s all about asking questions of myself. Would I play this? Would I play it during peak time? Is it the phattest thing I’ve ever heard? Is it the most futuristic shit out there? I question the track – and myself – the whole time. I’ve got a good expression: the goose-bumps never lie. If you get goose-bumps during the production stage, then you’re on the right track…”
Axwell’s Midas-like touch – along with his peerless technical ability – has made him the go-to guy for artists looking to get their latest release reworked into a storming dancefloor juggernaut. Madonna, Nelly Furtado, Moby and Pharrell Williams have all come a-knockin’, while productions such as his masterful reworking of Hard-Fi’s ‘Hard To Beat’, his sublime remix of The Temper Trap’s ‘Sweet Disposition’ (along with Dirty South) and of course his unstoppable version of TV Rock’s ‘In The Air’ have gone on to become as big as – or, in many cases, bigger than – the original tracks.
Part of what makes Axwell such a sought-after producer is his dazzling stylistic agility; he can switch between house, techno and electro (and everything in-between) without even breaking a sweat.
“Axwell has an innate feel for the dancefloor,” says long-time fan Judge Jules, “but his versatility is even more impressive. Too many producers get caught in a trademark groove, becoming a prisoner of their own perceived style. Axwell’s material is so varied, but it never fails to rock – big time.”
You only have to take a look over the back catalogue of Axtone, Axwell’s much-admired label, to see his enthusiasm for a dizzying range of styles and sounds. From the banging to the beatific, Axwell and his roster of artists – which includes Dirty South, TV Rock & Prok & Fitch amongst others – really have managed to please all the people, all the time.
Things have been comparatively quiet in terms of Axwell’s own release schedule for the last 12 months or so – his biggest tune of recent times has been ‘Leave The World Behind’, the spectacular collaboration with Laidback Luke and his Swedish House Mafia cohorts Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso. However, there’s a very good reason for this usually prolific producer keeping a relatively low profile, track-wise.
“I have been holding back with the productions for a bit,” says Axwell, “and that’s because I’m currently trying to finish off my debut album. It’s going really well. I’m used to just working track-by-track, but making a whole album, and making the whole thing sound fresh – all the tracks, all at the same time – that’s been a challenge, but a really fun one. And that’s why I didn’t release that many tracks in 2009 – although, what I did release kept me going for the whole year!
“My album will contain a bit of everything that I’m about – which is a bit of everything! It’s going to contain a lot of songs that I’ve worked on throughout the years and maybe not finished, but I’ve thought, ‘That’s a great song – I really need to finish that some day.’ And that day has come – now it’s time to finish them.”
Album or no album, Axwell has still found time to personally send the planet’s biggest clubs into utter gleeful meltdown. DJing remains a real passion of his, a way to stay connected with clubbers and their ever-changing tastes.
“I try to keep a balance,” he says. “I make sure that I get enough time in the studio, so that when I DJ I have new tracks to play. That keeps me excited. I want to play those tracks and test them out, to see if they work in a club. That helps me to keep my edge.”
Whatever direction the music takes Axwell in next, you can be sure that he’ll be closely followed by admirers and imitators alike. “During the past 15 years,” says sometime Axwell-collaborator Bob Sinclair, “there are only a few guys who have really influenced the dance-music scene with their sound and the way that they produce. Axwell is one of them.”
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Moby: Weds 10/26/11 [Glow at The Fillmore]
One of Electronic Dance Music’s defining artists.
The man who brought us Lift Me Up, Porcelain, Whispering Wind, Flower and Dream About Me arrives in DC this fall!


Who:
Moby
When:
Wednesday October 26, 2011
Where:
The Fillmore Silver Spring
Tickets:
Click here
More than mere man. Beyond the label of artist.
A champion of the arts who draws inspiration from classical, broeadway, hard rock, punk, house and techno. A spiritual human who believes in forces beyond our control. A self-proclaimed philanthropic dilettante, who prides himself simply on being good to those around him.
Of course, the people Moby is best to are those who love dance music! His style transcends any one genre. He is monstrous behind the decks.
His performance at Electric Zoo 2011 was arguably the best, period. It’s FREAKING MOBY!!!!!!
College Night at Lima Lounge: Illumination (10/25/11)
Special Edition College Night

TONS of GLOWSTICKS!
Free before 11 pm
Doors open 10 pm
Lima Lounge
1401 K Street, NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 789-2800
- Age: 18+
- Drink specials until midnight
- Great music!
Special one-time event!
DC’s Best College Night:
Always Raising the Bar








