Must-Have Winter Accessories for the Ladies
Ladies, Go Buy Now: Winter Accessories!
Contributing Writer Amanda Hanowitz
Contrary to Mayan belief, we’re alive. Yay! So why not live our fapocalypse (fake apocalypse) free days in style? Time to vacation, time to twirl around or just time to face the cold weather head-on.
Why head-on? Because the tundra’s coming and you better be prepared, furry hat and all.
You’re used to style alerts and cues on how to hook up while out for a night clubbing in DC, but why not explore how to land a man or lady friend during daylight hours?
Sweaty club makeout sessions do not always lead to coffee dates… or anything in many cases. Sorry to be blunt.
This whole ‘daytime’ thing may sound crazy but let’s take it for a spin. Bundle up in your comfy scarfs, mittens and furry pom pom hats and allow your outfit to speak for itself. Only this time your outfit will be saying, “Come on over, come on over baby. I can warm you up. Jump into my fur coat.” Or something like that.
Where can I find the best winter accessories???
As a Free People-obsessed lady, it is hard for me to discourage the fact that their selection of winter accessories is to die for.
A huge necessity for the cold is an eternity scarf. What could be better than something you wrap around your neck that also promises commitment and a long-lasting bond? Its commitment is warmth, so commit to this scarf. Anthropologie also kills it with its selection.
If you’re a dude looking for a fancy beanie to cover your dome, look no further than American Apparel or Urban Outfitters. They have fancy styles to last all freaking winter long.
Oh… we forgot the best part. Not only do these accessories keep you warm in the brutal winter months, but they also make you trendy. YES, trendy! Our main goal in life. So, DC lovin’ friends, go forth in your eternity scarves, fingerless gloves and hats that sound like vegetables (beanie?) because winter is waiting for your arrival.
Rap Music Resets w/ Loosies
Loosies are Legal Again w/ Fool’s Gold Records
Coming out on A-Trak and Nick Catchdubs’ Fool’s Gold label, Loosies features some fresh ones from Araabmuzik, Juicy J, Jim Jones, El-P and many more. And it comes on a custom USB stick shaped like a cigarette (available 12/18 at store.foolsgoldrecs.com)
Never heard of Casey Veggies? Neither had we ’til we heard that track. But damn, how refreshing was that? Not just ’cause of the sauna either. The way rap has been heading, well… not that we don’t love poppy, sing-songy, dance rap (hi Flo-rida). We’re #justsayin. Some music is for the club, some music is for the car, some music is for the crib. Right?
At 15, A-trak was the youngest world turntable champion ever. At 22 he signed on to be Kanye’s tour DJ. Now he’s everywhere with everyone. He’s got the right resume to assist in the revival of rap.
Loosies is a who’s who of new school players from across the country. Get familiar with Gita, World’s Fair, Roach Gigz and more. With A-Trak and Flosstradamus getting in on it, Loosies also appeals to the new school of bass music fans who are into the whole ‘Trap’ thing.
“One of the things I’m most fond of with Fool’s Gold is our extended family… Our foundation is in hip hop and the talent around us in incredible. Loosies is raw, unadulterated rap from the dudes who hang out with us backstage at Day Off.”
– A-Trak
“I love that friends who were with us from the start like Trackademicks and Chuck Inglish have beats on this alongside Party Supplies and Brenmar,”
– Nick Catchdubs.
Loosies is available on December 18 at store.foolsgoldrecs.com
Track Listing:
1. GrandeMarshall “Kelly Green” (Produced by Milo)
2. A-Trak feat. Juicy J, Jim Jones, Flatbush Zombies, El-P & Flosstradamus “Piss Test (Remix)” (Produced by A-Trak & Flosstradamus)
3. Danny Brown “Molly Ringwald” (Produced by AraabMUZIK)
4. Chase N Cashe “This & That” (Produced by Chase N Cashe)
5. Troy Ave “Viking” (Produced by Marce Reazon)
6. Freeway “Dedicated” (Produced by Chad “Wes” Hamilton)
7. Action Bronson feat. Big Body Bes “Twin Peugots” (Produced by Party Supplies)
8. Flatbush Zombies “36 Chamber Flow” (Produced by Erick Arc Elliott)
9. Problem “8 Feet Tall” (Produced by Problem)
10. Donnis “Knockout” (Produced by Cadenza)
11. World’s Fair “Tip Jar” (Produced by Nick Catchdubs)
12. Casey Veggies “Sauna” (Produced by Chuck Inglish)
13. Hongry “Sunshine & Kushsmoke” (Produced by DJ Fresh)
14. Chuck Inglish feat. Da$h & Retch “Four 12s” (Produced by Chuck Inglish)
15. Freddie Gibbs feat. H-Trae “All Types” (Produced by D-Edge)
16. Gita “Let That” (Produced by DJ Two $tacks)
17. EMP DASME “Had A Dream” (Produced by Brenmar)
18. King L “Talkin Foolish” (Produced by DJ L)
19. Roach Gigz “Get Off Me” (Produced by Trackademicks)
20. MondreMAN of Main Attrakionz “Money First” (Produced by Nem720)
21. Western Tink “Trill Hoe” (Produced by Beautiful Lou)
22. Droop-E “Mind Gone” (Produced by Droop-E & ISSUE)
More Man Code
“A man’s gotta have a code.”
– Omar, Season 4 Episode 7
Failure to follow man code will result in watching Sunday parades with umbrellas in your drink in a hair salon waiting room.
(check out the original man-law standards including urinal etiquette and banging your boy’s ex)
Umbrellas
2 men may never share an umbrella.
Posting Bail
Unless the charge is murder, you must bail your friends out of jail within (24) hours.
Waiting time
If your boy asks you to “wait a minute,” the minimum time you must wait is (3) minutes. The max is (5).
Birthday Gifts
No man should have to buy his friends actual birthday presents. Remembering is good enough.
Televised Sports
It’s ok to ask the score of a game, but never who is playing. Think about it.
Undergarments
You can only go commando if you’re coming from ‘somewhere.’ No exceptions. That goes for Britney as well.
Compliments
There are two ways to compliment a man on his physical appearance. Decide for yourself which one is correct:
“Hey Joe, your arms are looking great!”
“Damn bro, you’re killing it at the gym!”
Road trips
The fact that someone is driving does not make them exempt from paying for gas
Food
Eating healthy is unmanly. This double bacon cheeseburger pizza is awe-inspiring.
On the Battle field
Men are required to fall on grenades, but will have their tabs paid for. You are only required to sacrifice yourself for (4) songs. If your boy ends up going home with a grenade, it is never to be spoken of… unless its like this:
Getting Home
If your DD finds a girl to take home, find another way to get your drunk ass back.
Rules of the Man-Hug
1. One pat, behind the back
2. Max (3) pats
3. No lingering
4. Absolutely no facial contact
Getting Check Out
You must silently let your friend know if a girl is looking his way
Don’t Be That Guy
At the Club:
The Creeper
Did you just buy a girl a drink and then follow her around for the rest of the night? Bro… don’t be that guy.
The Groper
Do you run around the club grabbing random girls’ asses? Come on man. Don’t be that guy. Eventually you’ll get your ass beat.
The Meathead
Is it that hot in the club? Has your shirt come off and now you’re a tough guy in a wife beater? Don’t be that guy, man.
The Cheap Ass Dude
Did you tip the bartender $0 last time around but now expect prompt service? F not being that guy. Just don’t do that sh*t.
Whipped
Did you just bring your girlfriend to guy’s night out? Wow dude. Don’t be that guy. But mad props if your girlfriend is Betty White.
The Backdoor Bandit
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just a creep? Don’t be that guy
With the Ladies:
Premature
Did you get a girl’s number last night? Are you about to call/text her the next day? Seriously. Don’t be that guy.
Honk & Holler
Did you just honk your horn at those random girls walking down the street? Honestly bro… don’t be that guy. All bets are off if they have a sign, though.
The Parking Lot Pimp
Are you too broke to go to the club so you stand in the parking lot and hit on drunk chicks as they leave? Don’t be that guy.
The Facebook Loser
Do you hit on girls you don’t know through Facebook messages? LOL. Do you start talking shit when they don’t respond? LLOOOOLLLL. Don’t be that guy.
We have a really great article on this coming soon 😉
At the Gym:
The Grunter
Do you scream and grunt incredibly loud every time you push or pull a weight? Come on man. Don’t be that guy.
The Coach
Do you walk around giving random people workout tips? Once or twice/year, ok. Otherwise mind your own f***in business. Don’t be that guy.
The Narcissist
Do you spend more time flexing in the mirror than you do working out? Don’t be that guy.
Guido Gym Rat
Did you spike your hair before coming to the gym? Don’t be that guy.
Homoerotic Gym Rat
Do you and your boy video tape each other and then compliment yourselves on your form? Cause 2 guys at the Georgetown Law School gym actually do that. Don’t be those guys.
Who? Me? I’m Hot?
For the ladies – Are you wearing yoga pants and trying to act like your ass doesn’t look like god’s gift to the earth? Don’t be that chick.
In General:
The One-Upper
Did you just one-up someone’s ‘last night was crazy’ story with an exaggerated version of something that happened 5 years ago? Get a life. Don’t be that guy.
iPhones Want to Rage Too
Finding the Hottest iPhone Cases
Contributing Writer Amanda Hanowitz
DC nightlife is all about style and being as trendy as you can be. With so many trends out there right now, you want to look unique and desirable.
The following information may sound off-topic and different from the usual outfit trends, but we ensure you we have a valid point.
We are an iPhone generation.
Everywhere you turn someone is either texting, emailing or Whatsapping on their phones.
We’re not here to preach about the iPhone or encourage you to buy one, but if you are one of the ‘every single persons there is’ that has one, you should know all the ways to make yours the freshest.
How can your make people scream, “OMG! i love your iPhone case! Where did you get it?!”
Cases are the shit because
- they protect your phone from fatal cracks, scratches and shatters
- they just look awesome.
You may be asking where to find the best cases. However, there isn’t really one answer to that inquisition. It’s really up to you and your personal style.
Cases come in an infinite number of options and styles.
For he trendiest ones on the market check out Free People and its assortment of studded and printed cases, or Shop Bop and its endless supply of funk.
Perhaps you’re feeling different and are into the graphic shit that speaks volumes of your personality. Your place is Society 6. It may take you about seven hours to search all of their case options, but you are guaranteed to find one you love.
One last note: you should always look presentable and trendy when out and about in the club scene. But remember that your iPhone wants to rage too. Don’t disregard your technology. Instead outfit it in the fanciest, freshest garb you can find.
Rock out with your iPhone out!
Our Favorite Halloween Costumes of 2012
The Best Halloween Costumes of 2012
1. Probably some of the freakiest, most gruesome costumes we saw this year. They need to be featured in a horror film ASAP. They may not be sexy but they look scary as hell. Taken at Psychedelic Nightmare 3 at Echostage.
2. To be honest, the deadmau5 helmet thing is pretty played out. But the dead mobster in a 3-piece with two bullet holes in his forehead was pretty awesome. Taken at Psychedelic Nightmare 3 at Echostage.
3. The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man – the most classic non-human from Ghostbusters… besides Slimer. Whoever wore this had some major guts…and lost gallon of sweat by the end of the night. Taken at Psychedelic Nightmare 3 at Echostage.
4. Big boy in a penguin suit wearing over-sized sunglasses ftw!!! It’s one of those costumes that just makes you chuckle. Taken at Psychedelic Nightmare 3 at Echostage.
5. Couples Costumes. Not many people can pull these off without looking like complete idiots. This couple came matching but if they went their separate ways, would look good on their own. The girl pulled off the skeleton look with her own girlish flare while her guy went all out with a mask and full body suit. Taken at Nightmare on F Street at Ultrabar.
6. This girl’s human body suit gives us a full view of her insides whether we like it or not. Not many girls are as skinny as this so the chances of seeing this outfit again is pretty slim. Taken at Nightmare on F Street at Ultrabar.
7. With some sick makeup and an intricate bodysuit, this girl looks both sexy and creepy. Not easy to pull off! We don’t really know what she is but she looks good anyways. Taken at Psychedelic Nightmare 3 at Echostage.
8. This girl’s costume is so good, we wouldn’t recognize her if we saw her on the street the next day. Taken at Psychedelic Nightmare 3 at Echostage.
You can never go wrong with the generic stuff when it looks this good 😉 Top two from Nightmare on F Street, bottom at Psychedelic Nightmare.
Man Code: Rules of the Club
The Clubbing Man’s Code
Contributing Writer: Sheldon Long
Men live by an unspoken code. It’s taken many a tumble through the evolutionary track from man to beast to formulate the rules to live by. Violate this code and fall prey to a deserved bashing that may sever the ties that bind that bromance! While we might like to rebel against the establishment, we secretly enjoy the order of rules. Regardless of the place, DC nightclub, boardroom or bar, these man codes must be obeyed at all times.
Check out our first 5 on our list of man laws that you can’t escape from, no matter how tempting. We’ll hit you with a few more later once you get these down, since we know how little men’s attention spans are.
Wingman Obligations
Your goal should always be to be the best wingman ever! When you’re at the club or at a party and your friend needs you to take the ugly one so he has a shot at the hottie, you do it, no questions asked. Wingman duties may also include running interference from the girl’s man-hating friends.
Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he’s trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
The Next Round is on YOU!
If a group of guys is out on the town and each is picking up the drinks, whip out your into your wallet and join in. Hiding in the bathroom when it’s your turn is not only lame, it’s pathetic. If the earlier rounds were girly specialty drinks which can be expensive, spring for a round of beers or hit up the Ultrabar drink specials.
Your Friend’s Ex is a No Go
Perhaps the most important of the man code. No matter how hot she is or how much you always wanted to pounce, you, as a real man and keeper of the code, will not sleep with your friend’s ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or ex-anything. There’s no time frame until she’s available, this isn’t hunting season. Boning the ex of a buddy is like sticking a knife (or your penis) in his back. Even if you have permission, tread lightly.
Urinal Laws
Never talk in the bathroom unless you’re on equal footing. Talking through that glory hole might invite the wrong kind of attention. Holding your junk should be a silent activity. Equal footing- both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an “I recognize you” nod will do just fine.
Designated Driver Duties
The DUI is never worth it and if you’re too far to taxi, someone’s gotta be the designated driver. However, if your DD finds a hot girl, and you’re left all alone in the corner, find another way to get your drunk ass home. This is acceptable. Duties can also extend to driving to the party plus handling the valet.
Hurricane Sandy Survival Guide: 10 Things Not to Leave Home Without
Stocking up on food, water and paper goods is for rookies.
What you need to be worried about is marking your territory for the new, post-apocalyptic society which you’ll be a part of. Your bottled water and spaghetti won’t help when the mole people come out. Below are things you’ll actually need to survive the east coast’s worst hurricane in 100 years.
1. Wooden Plank and Paddle
Or in the case of Bangkok residents, a rice bucket and a broom. In a hurricane scenario, this will be your best source of transportation for the looting/pillaging spree.
2. Crossbow (traditional or pistol)
No matter what type of crossbow you decide on, there’s no doubt this is the most bad ass way to protect yourself during post-disaster, dog eat dog survival games. That or a rusty knife.
3. Bandages and/or Rags
You can’t go breaking into places with your bare hands. Just wrap some rags around them and then smash the windows.
4. Lighter and Fluid
Fire is good for all types of shit in a disaster-stricken world: cooking rats, burning buildings, lighting the way to your new sewer dwelling, building fires to dance around while chanting to your new Gods. Ya know, the usual.
5. Skewers
You can’t just hold your rat meat over the trash can fire. You need something to stick it on.
6. Copy of Waterworld
This is your new bible. Watch it. Learn from Kevin Costner.
7. A Human Sacrifice
Because your new Water Gods demand it.
8. War Paint and Battle Cry
There will be many clans vying for the same food, shelter and sexual conquests as you. Proper battle tactics are essential.
9. Poison w/ Antidote
This is super important. You can poison people and then extort them for whatever you want in return for a drop of antidote.
10. Women
2. Crossbow (traditional or pistol)
3. Bandages and/or Rags
4. Lighter and Fluid
5. Skewers
6. Copy of Waterworld
7. A Human Sacrifice
8. War Paint and Battle Cry
9. Poison w/ Antidote
10. Women
Now go forth children, and loot, burn and pillage what was once a community of sound infrastructure, intelligent minds and justice. Cause none of that matters when it gets windy and rains a lot.
How Girls Get Rid of Annoying Guys
How girls get rid of annoying guys
if this happens to you, stop being so creepy
Contributing Writer: Lauren Liebler
1. Ignoring him
Most guys might not say it, but all they want is attention. Not just from the hottest girl they see, but from anything that wears a skirt. If they sense a girl wont give them any time, they’ll just keeping hopping around until they find someone who will.
Girls ignore guys by talking to other girls, talking to other guy or texting every one of their contacts… to make sure they don’t make eye contact.
2. Going to the bathroom
The easiest way girls leave a clinger behind is saying they need to pee. It’s a little TMI but the perfect way to make him step back and let her do her thing. If she really wants him gone, she’ll say she has to change her tampon. Gross, but effective.
3. Getting a nearby guy and saying he’s her boyfriend
This tactic has been used for centuries: grabbing the hottest guy nearby and playing the damsel in distress game while giving him the idea that there’s a chance she wants to explain later over a drink.
Girls love this because its an easy way to meet guys. This makes the annoying guy intimidated, but if he catches on, see #1.
4. Playing the taken card
No hot guys around to save you? In that case girls just say they have a boyfriend or husband. Whether they really do or not, this card can drive off 50% of annoying guys, the other 50% might stick around and annoyingly ask her to cheat on him.
5. Giving the lesbian shoulder
Seems like lesbians are springing up everywhere lately. When an annoying guy approaches, two girlfriends agree to play the role of loving lesbians. They only talk to each other, drink from each others glasses and look at the guy like he’s an alien.
6. Speaking another language
Nothing is more frustrating to a guy than a girl who doesn’t speak English. Girls who know other languages can whip it out during this social emergency without feeling like an asshole. Extra points go to girls who speak something other than Spanish or French.
7. Using the classic Jenna Marbles Face
This is the ultimate way girls can get rid of annoying guys. Most girls don’t know about this unadvertised secret. It is 100% effective and will guarantee that anyone will walk away. Use it quickly and wisely.
Let’s get Slutty- Halloween’s Sexiest Costumes
Halloween means goblins and ghosts, trick or treats, carving pumpkins, and …..errrr….dressing like huge sluts!
It’s the natural female Halloween costume metamorphosis most girl’s experience. The sudden transformation from puffy pumpkin garb to fairy princess to Hannah Montana to full on slut gear occurs in most girls maturation and what better time to leave your inhibitions at the door, turn that everyday profession into a slutty one and hit the streets, or one of the many Halloween parties in DC in your scandalous costume.
A Woman in Uniform
Everyone knows these classic looks. It’s super simple, can be found at most costume stores and be made super slutty. These options don’t say much for your imagination, but they still command attention. After all who wouldn’t stop at that DUI check point on Halloween night for a sexy Police Officer?!?!
Campus Cool
Youth is king and it’s most guys fantasy to have their girl dress up as a sexy school girl, or fulfill your nerdy boyfriend’s desire with a cheerleader costume, since he was never so lucky in high school. These looks are easy to come by in any costume shop or online, but also easy to create with items you may also have at home. Squeeze into your HS cheerleader uniform or whip out that old catholic school jumper and a pair of hipster black glasses with pigtails and it’s a cheap DIY Halloween!
Animal Magnetism
Usually animals are not described as sexy. But somehow faux fur, a set of wings, or cheeky ears do the trick. Hopefully your date won’t have to walk behind you with a pooper scooper. Perhaps the easiest DIY- grab a leotard and some animal ears and voila! You can also go all out and get a fancy one online or in the store.
Moral Dilemmas
Cliche? Yes! But in a pinch it’s an easy go to costume. Even CVS sells a simple horn or halo look you can easily pair with some red or white lingerie.
Barely There
If you have not hit the gym in the last decade this is probably not the look you want, but body paint can sometimes look as real as the real thing. The trick is finding an “artist” who can properly apply the paint for a long lasting realistic look.
Fun with Fur
Josie Stevens (wife of rocker Steve Stevens) has a line of costumes called Josie Loves J Valentine which has been popping up in nightclubs and EDM festivals everywhere. These furry animals get ups can be worn in pieces, or as a set, and will definitely get some attention.
Vial Vixens
With the simple addition of fake blood, any classic costume can be made into a gruesome one. After all Halloween isn’t supposed to be all sugar and spice!
Wrong Turn
Somewhere along the production line, costumers took a wrong turn into the politically incorrect arena. Some of these sexified costumes are just wrong, racist, or flirt too deeply with the line of a pedophile. Watch out or your Halloween may be more trick than treat!
Where can you find these looks and much more? Some great sites for online costumes hunting are listed below!
http://jvalentinecatalog.com/
www.yandy.com
www.3wishes.com
www.halloweenexpress.com
www.fredericks.com
http://search2.victoriassecret.com/?q=halloween+costumes
