Best Late-Night Eats in DC
So you’ve just finished downing that last Tito’s and soda when the blinding house lights go up and it’s time to go. Now what? Go home? Please. If you’re like 99% of drinkers in DC on any given weekend (or weekday, let’s be real), your first thought is that you TOTALLY NEED FOOD RIGHT NOW. You probably don’t really need to eat, but hey – you’re hammered, craving something delicious, and have just enough stamina and coordination left in you to shove a plate full of goodness into your face before finally calling that Uber home. So here are the best late-night options the city has to offer: open until 3am or later and rated amazing by everyone.
Amsterdam Falafelshop
Locations: One in Adams Morgan and one on the 14th Street corridor
Hours: Open until 3am on Thursday, 4am Friday-Saturday
Price Range: $5-8
Drunk Score: Falafel wrap and fries for $5 and change plus a plethora of other Mediterranean options (chick pea salad, pickled veggies, baba ganoush, etc) – we give this place a solid A for being not only delicious, but unique. Not many places like this are open late-night in the district. Can we change that? Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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&Pizza

Locations: A lot! But the ones open late are located on K Street, Dupont Circle, and U.
Hours: The stores mentioned above are open until 4am on weekends.
Price Range: Under $10 for everything unless you want a beer or something on the side. Did we mention that? They also serve beers on tap and wine.
Drunk Score: It’s basically like Chipotle but for PERSONAL PIZZAS: Choose your dough, 8 different sauces, 20 different toppings, fresh oven baked, and even more cold topping options on top of that. A+. Actually, add another + for the bonus late-night alcohol. A++ Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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NewBigWong

Location: Chinatown, near the Metro
Hours: 3am during the week, 5am on weekends
Price Range: Average for Chinese take out, expect to spend $8-15
Drunk Score: Besides the fact that the name makes us all giggle, the food is delicious. We’d give it an A- for it’s awesome downtown location around the corner from the Gallery Place Metro, but dropped it down to a B+ because of how full of grease and regret we feel after eating it. Photo courtesy of newbigwong.com
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Oohh’s & Aahh’s

Location: 1005 U Street
Hours: Open until 4am on weekends
Price Range: Slightly pricier than the normal late-night food, but totally worth it. Their late night menu features combos that will run you anywhere from $12-30 depending on how hard you want to go.
Drunk Score: Soul food that genuinely feeds your soul. Get homemade mac and cheese, fried chicken, cobblers, greens and more at this little spot that was actually featured on the Food Network. A+ for sure. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Ducinni’s Pizza

Location: 1778 U St NW
Hours: Open till 3am during the week, open until 5am on the weekends
Price Range: $9-17 for slices or whole pies, but they also have wings, subs, fries, etc.
Drunk Score: For the oldest pizza delivery in DC (since 1988), we give Ducinni’s an A. Credit to these guys for staying strong through the years with great pizza and awesome service. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Fast Gourmet

Location: 1400 W St NW
Hours: Open until 5:30am on weekends
Price Range: $5-$17 depending on how hungry you are and what you feel like eating – they’ve got amazing options that range from sandwiches to empanadas.
Drunk Score: We’ve already discussed this place in our Hidden Gems article, but it definitely deserves another bout of recognition. A+ not only for the fact that they stay open so late but also because they keep a full menu running while doing so.
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The DINER

Location: 2453 18th St. NW
Hours: 24/7
Price Range: $7-15 – and that includes stacks of buttermilk pancakes or the classic steak and eggs. Get your favorite diner staples here and for great prices.
Drunk Score: Anything less than an A+ would be doing this glorious retro-style diner a disservice. Full menu available all hours of the day and night, just like a diner should be. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Osman & Joe’s Steak ‘n Egg Kitchen

Location: 4700 Wisconsin Ave
Hours: 24/7
Price Range: $8-16
Drunk Score: For it’s awesome burger-centric diner menu and it’s 24/7 hours of operation, we gave Osman and Joe’s a B+. But then we found their website and a quote that gave them a few extra points: “If you can think of it, we can probably make it.” Challenge accepted. A. Photo courtesy of osmanandjoes.com
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Dangerously Delicious Pies

Location: I Street Chinatown and H Street – but H Street is the night owl.
Hours: Fridays and Saturdays they stay open until 3:30am
Price Range: $6.50-7.50 for a handsomely sized slice, $30-35 for an enormous whole pie.
Drunk Score: Oh man. Sweet, savory, or quiche – they’ve got everything your drunk self could ever want and it’s all wrapped up in an impossibly perfect looking slice. Dangerously Delicious pies really lives up to their name. We’ve had the pleasure of a visit from one of their food trucks and let us be the first to tell you: A+. Photo courtesy of dangerouspiesdc.com
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Jumbo Slice

Location: 2341 18th St NW
Hours: Every day from 11am to 3am
Price Range: $5-6 for a slice of pizza that’s far too large for anyone in a stable state of mind. Intoxicated, however…
Drunk Score: A lot of their slices’ taste comes from how drunk you are. Have you been there sober? No? Exactly. But it’s RIGHT THERE if you’re out in Adams Morgan. Our drunk selves say A, but our sober selves say C. Let’s just go with B.
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Yum’s II Carryout

Location: There’s a few Yum’s out there, but the one we like is at 1413 14th St NW
Hours: Open until 4am every night
Price Range: The same as your ordinary Chinese takeout ($9-17), except this one not only has huge portions, but also offers American fare and late-night delivery. Want some General Tso’s with a side of crinkle-cut fries and mumbo sauce? You got it.
Drunk Score: You really can’t go wrong with Chinese food after a night of drinking – it’s delicious and soaks up all the alcohol you just consumed. A- Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Surfside

Location: 1800 N St NW
Hours: 24 a day
Price Range: $4-7
Drunk Score: This heavy hitter comes in a small package. Surfside is located in a little shack in the middle of Dupont and serves up a killer 11pm-11am menu of tacos, quesadillas, chips, and guacamole that will satisfy even the drunkest of palettes. A+ for their breakfast burritos alone. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Give every one of these spots a medal for dealing with your obnoxious 4am-hungry ass and tell your drunk self we said “You’re welcome.”
10 People We’re Done With
Famous or not, we all know them. And we all hate them.
1. Miley Cyrus
WE GET IT MILEY. YOU LOVE POT AND YOU WEAR CRAZY CLOTHES AND YOU’RE SO INSANE ZOMG. Except your excessive pot references made you look like a desperate freshman at orientation week, the “unique” clothes you wore were blatant ripoffs of an awesome Australian clothing label, and you’re craziness is no more than a painfully scripted series of very uncomfortable moments at this point. The 2015 VMAs were like watching someone try really hard to be the “cool mom” in a group of eye-rolling kids with forced smiles. You aren’t funny, you definitely aren’t cool, and the only thing going for you is that your career’s definitive dive-bomb was nationally televised.
2. Justin Beiber
Why. WHY do people still care about this kid? (Okay, the song with Skrillex isn’t bad, but that’s thanks to Skrillex, not the Beibs) When you Google yourself and see that 90% of the hits include the word “douche” or some variation of it, you’ve got to know that you’ve taken some wrong turns in your life. Also, who told him that haircut was a solid choice? He should speak to his manager about it. Dear Justin Beiber, you are the worst. Love, everyone minus the screaming tweens who refuses to believe the internet.
3. The Metro
Mother of god. Get your sh*t together, Metro. We get it – it’s not a person, but it raised all the rider rates, promised us some swanky new cars, and built new stations to extend it’s reach. What did we get in return? “Good morning passengers! Please note that there will be indefinite delays in all directions on every line due to permanent single tracking for track work that will never get done. There are no working elevators at most stations, so godspeed to all our handicap friends riding today. Also, apologies for the lack of a/c in any capacity while the Summer humidity hits its peak. Have a great morning explaining to your boss and/or teacher why you’re 45 minutes late and dripping with strangers’ sweat!”
4. Kanye West
Few people can piss off the masses with the finesse that Kanye does. Every time he gets in some sort of spotlight (or when someone else does, but he takes it anyway), he wastes precious minutes of our lives that could have been better spent getting hit by a truck. Who keeps giving him a microphone? We miss Late Registration-era Kanye, when the music hit home and it didn’t come with terrible fashion sense and a presidential campaign.
5. Meek Mill
HA. We almost feel sorry for him. Almost. You can’t get superdissed by Drake and then come back with a response that causes a hashtag frenzy making fun of you. #MeekBeLike DCClubbing aint even write its own blogs tho. The one bonus about this guy still desperately trying to keep afloat on twitter are the awesome burn jokes that have come out of it.
6. Iggy Azalea
Just give up, Iggy. After you spat gibberish and tried selling it as a “freestyle” verse during one of your awful concerts, the world stopped paying attention to your music and more to the fact that you sound like Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys.
7. Dan Snyder & RG3
It says a lot when the worst thing about your franchise isn’t its abysmal record on the field. Between Snyder being Snyder and RG3 failing spectacularly at the one job he had to do, Skins fans have fallen to the lowest pits of fandom hell.
8. That one kid in class who, when the teacher asks “Before we end early, are there any more questions?”, asks an obnoxious question with a very complicated answer
Eat sh*t, kid. We could have made it to Happy Hour if it wasn’t for you. It’s probably the same person who reminded the teacher to check last night’s homework you didn’t do.
9. That person who doesn’t seem to understand escalator etiquette
THE LEFT SIDE IS FOR WALKERS, THE RIGHT IS FOR STANDERS. If you’re going to stare at your phone to play Candy Crush at full volume you need to stop trying to walk at a glacial pace and step aside. We lost track of how many trains were missed, how many curse words were uttered, and how much time was wasted because some butthead decided to block the fast lane on the escalator while a rage-filled line formed behind them. MOVE.
10. All of the Kardashians
Eight years. EIGHT. That’s how long America has let the travesty of “Keeping Up” with them go on. If you haven’t caught the IQ-dropping show, no worries: their faces are everywhere anyway. Take a look at any tabloid, odds are at least one of them is plastered across the front page with some kind of new “scandal” to keep them in the spotlight they so desperately cling to. OMG A KARDASHIAN HAS BLUE HAIR NOW SEE PICS POSTED TO THEIR INSTAGRAMS THEY DEFINITELY DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE. Stfu.
Fall Concerts in DC
End-of-Summer blues? We all have it, but the Fall music lineup is definitely going to cheer you up. Don’t get us wrong – Summer concerts are awesome, but the Fall ones are taking the music scene to a new level. Don’t believe us? Pshh…
Blues Traveler

When: Friday, September 11
Where: Fillmore Silver Spring
Tickets: $38 through Ticketmaster
Blues Traveler may be physically smaller than when he first started out, but his vocal reach and harmonica talent is not. And the Fillmore in Silver Spring is a great place to get the run around up close and personal.
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Life in Color

When: Saturday, September 12
Where: RFK Stadium
Tickets:$65 through Ticketmaster
Man, where do we start with this one. We could begin with the lineup, which includes bass favorites Adventure Club and Seven Lions as headliners. Or we could talk about the fact that it’s the East Coast’s largest paint party. But honestly? You should just trust us when we say buy a ticket and get ready to have an insane time. We suggest wearing an all-white ensemble that’ll get dyed while dancing so you can show it off at future shows.
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Madonna

When: Saturday, September 12
Where: Verizon Center
Tickets: $55-$200 depending on where you choose to sit, tickets are still available through Ticketmaster
This woman REFUSES TO QUIT. And that is not meant to be a slight at her because the more she does, the more she amazes. It’s your chance to see the queen of pop and reinvention at the Verizon Center for what’s sure to be an incredible show. Yeah, we said it. Don’t be a hater. We dare you to rock tights and a leotard on an arena stage when you’re pushing 60.
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Echoversary

When: Friday, September 18 – Saturday, September 19
Where: Really?
Tickets: $30 per show, but if you want to go to both it’s only $50 for a joint ticket (via Wantickets).
For three years this place has been on the forefront of bringing EDM to the nation’s capital, and for three years it has succeeded in doing that and then some. Named the #2 club in the country and #18 in the WORLD, Echostage continues to bring epic acts and amazing shows of all kinds to the DMV. Two nights worth of celebrating isn’t enough, in our opinion.
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Ed Sheeran

When:Tuesday, September 22 – Wednesday, September 23
Where:Verizon Center
Tickets: $90 via Ticketmaster (if they haven’t sold out already)
The soft spoken, sweet talking Irishman himself is going to be in DC for 2 days! Just thinking out loud here, but you should go.
GET IT? But seriously. Go.
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J Balvin
with special guest Becky G
When: Saturday, October 3
Where: Echostage
Tickets:Ticketmaster has a few left for $42 and change
Put some latin flavor in your Fall music journey with J Balvin and Becky G. As we said before, “J Balvin is known for beat-heavy performances that feature a troupe of talented female backup dancers, and his high-energy renditions of fan favorites like ‘Tranquila’ and ‘Yo Te Lo Dije’ always get fans moving!” Get ready to get down, mi amigos.
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Weekend in the Country

When: Saturday, October 3 – Sunday, October 4
Where: Merriweather Post Pavilion
Tickets: $55-$75 but apparently sold out
For you country lovers out there, this is your mecca. It’s also probably the best way to send-off the Summer as Merriweather is the epitome of Summer music celebrations and this marks the end of their 2015 season. If you were lucky enough to grab a ticket before they sold out, it’s time break out the cornhole, pack your your travel grill, and put all your favorite tailgate drinks on ice, because this weekend will be one for the books.
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Ricky Martin

When: Friday, October 9
Where: EagleBank Arena (formerly Patriot Center)
Tickets: $66 via Ticketmaster, but prices appear to be going up.
It’s been a long time since she banged, but the songs are still pulling crowds! Gotta give credit to the guy who knows what made him famous and is still willing to capitalize on it (and poke a little fun at himself in the process). For instance: The “Livin La Vida Loca Meet and Greet Package” is in existence along side the “Shake Your Bon-Bon Party Package”. Well done, Ricky.
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Marc Anthony & Carlos Vives

When: Sunday, October 11
Where: EagleBank Arena
Tickets: $78 via Ticketmaster
YEAH. This guy. He’s still kicking. And not just kicking – the actor, dancer, and [obviously] singer still proves he can put on a great show. This time, he’s performing alongside Carlos Vives – a long time friend and fellow performer who’s vocal stylings will get you up and at ’em.
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Disclosure

When: Wednesday, October 21 – Thursday, October 22
Where: Echostage
Tickets: The second night’s show is $45 via Ticketmaster but they’re SUPER close to selling out
In case you hadn’t heard: Disclosure is great. So great, in fact, that a second show had to be added to accommodate for the demand. They initially gained mainstream popularity thanks to a collaboration with Sam Smith on “Latch” and did it once again with the recent “Omen”. Their cool, soulful electronic vibes are everything right now. Odds are both shows will sell out before you finish reading this post, so get on it.
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Chainsmokers

When: Halloween!
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Just $25 through Wantickets
Honestly – and we aren’t just saying this because it’s Echostage and we love it – Halloween + Echostage = Spectacular. Take a venue where some of the greatest shows have come to life and combine it with one of the most colorful and crazy holidays of the year? Have mercy. AND Chainsmokers are there with a crazy tour lineup? I need to sit down. At a computer. To buy tickets.
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Cedric Gervais

When: Thursday, November 5
Where: Soundcheck
Tickets: $20-25 via Wantickets
Can you think of a better cure for your Summertime sadness than an Echo-favorite playing the intimate, new, high-tech studio sound club on K street? We can’t either. If you haven’t found time to check out the new spot, Soundcheck, this night is definitely the time to do so.
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The Weeknd

When: Sunday, November 15
Where: Verizon Center
Tickets: Start at $50 on Ticketmaster
If you haven’t heard of the Weeknd, it’s time to crawl out from the rock you’ve been living under and pay attention: this Canadian born artist began his career at the peak of the YouTube generation after dropping his mixtapes online back in 2011. Obviously, said mixtapes were FIRE because he’s now selling out the Verizon Center this November. His Beauty Behind the Madness tour will more than likely feature the recent radio-favorite hits “The Hills” and “Can’t Feel My Face”, take a listen if you’ve managed not to yet.
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Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
with New Politics, the Griswolds, and LoLo

When: Tuesday, November 17
Where: Echostage
Tickets:$38 and change through Ticketmaster
Andrew McMahon is an inspiration. You’ve probably heard some of his musical influence courtesy of Jack’s Mannequin back in the day, but he has made a name for himself all on his own thanks to a few Emmy nods and a heartfelt song written for his new baby girl Cecilia about the impermanence of life (did we mention he beat cancer?) and his vow to protect her. We’ll give you a minute to gather yourself –sniff-theyrejustallergies-sniff– before you buy a ticket.
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Still a non-believer? This is only a fraction of what the Fall music scene has to offer. Head over to our friends at Club Glow and Echostage to see even MORE shows coming to you this fall (and get a head start on your Winter plans as well).
Downtown DC Date Spots
We’ve all been there. You found someone awesome to hang out with, but you’re clueless as to where to go and what to do. First thing’s first: calm the f down. We’ve got you covered. This list of daytime and nighttime date ideas will give you all you need for a great time. At the very least, it’ll give you a jumping off point. So forget the old “dinner and a movie” and get ready, slugger: time to hit this first date outta the park.
Day Dates
Smithsonian Museums

Why: It’s such an obvious option, but it really is one of the best. Not only are all the museums free, but there are so many options that you’re bound to find some common ground and similar interests between any of them. And that includes the zoo. Who doesn’t want to go to the zoo?
Where: All over DC, but our favorites (besides the Zoo) are centralized around the National Mall. Side note: we suggest double checking the Smithsonian website to make sure you’re top choices are open as some museums’ hours change with the seasons.
How much: Free!
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Paddle Boats

Why: Yes, we are aware of how lame this sounds, but have you ever tried it? So much fun. And you get to wear matching embarrassing life-jackets! Plus you can not beat the view – the dock is located smack dab in the middle of the cherry blossoms and you can paddle around the Jefferson Memorial.
Where: 1501 Maine Ave, SW
How much: $15 per hour for 2 people, $24 per hour for 4.
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Grab a Weekend Brunch

Why: It’s the perfect idea for people who prefer day dates, but want to drink alcohol without judgement.
Where: Do you have a favorite restaurant or bar? Odds are they’ll offer some great brunch specials. Check out ones in an area you like where there’s potential for a second activity afterwards so you can make a whole day of it. Our favorites include Barcode around the K Street area, anything in Adams Morgan, and H Street.
How much: Depends where you go and how hard you go: bottomless pitchers of Bloody Mary’s and Mimosas are gonna cost ya.
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Go to a Park

Why: They’re free and they’re just about everywhere. Find one close to you and pack some lunch or just go for a walk.
Where: Like we said: just about everywhere. The one pictured above, though, is the Georgetown Waterfront, and we like it the best. The bonus with this park is if you get bored there’s a ton of stuff nearby to walk to. Feeling hungry? Hit up the famous Georgetown Cupcake shop. Wanna be creepy? Go see the Exorcist House.
How much: Zero dollars. Plus the cost of cupcakes.
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Date Night
Barcelona Wine Bar – 14th Street

Why: Some of the best tapas and wines in one of the coolest downtown areas to hang out. And you can sound like a connoisseur when they ask about a wine pairing you’d like to try. There’s a few Barcelona locations, but the 14th Street one has so much to offer when it comes to a date night. Head here for stop number 1 and see where the night takes you.
Where: 1622 14th Street NW
How much: Most dinners will run you around $25-$30 per person. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Wine + Paint

Why: It’s so different than the normal date night crap you’re used to. Bring and drink your own bottle of wine (or purchase some there) and take home a personal work of art to commemorate the night. Hang it and show it off in your living room – regardless of how the night goes, it’ll be a great story.
Where: 1512 U Street NW
How much: $35-40 per person. The price is dependent on if you plan on bringing your own bottle or not, but the art supplies are included either way. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Kennedy Center

Why: You’ll look impressive and cultured. Also, it’s fun. Get dressed up and catch a show (which range from dance performances to comedy shows, music to art) after you hit the rooftop bar for some serious, hand-crafted cocktails and an amazing view.
Where: 2700 F Street NW
How much: Depends on the show.
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Oya

Why: It’s beautiful and swanky. This Asian-fusion restaurant/bar/lounge comes complete with delicious good, fancy chandeliers, great sushi, a full bar, and a fireplace that’s somehow both contemporary and cozy.
Where: 777 9th Street NW
How much: Dinners can cost upwards of $30 per plate and their a la carte sushi starts at $8, but they often have specials for happy hour during the week. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Coco Sala

Why: Five words: Chocolate and Bubbles Happy Hour. It’s alcohol and chocolate expertly matched for maximum drinking satisfaction. BONUS: If this date goes well, it’s the PERFECT Valentine’s Day “Back to our first date spot” date.
Where: 929 F St NW
How much: Their Happy Hour is just one reason to go and it’s only $8 per dessert-y drink. We didn’t even mention the bacon mac ‘n’ cheese or strawberry flatbreads in their appetizer section on their amazing dinner menu (starting around $10-20 per person).
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Now go get ’em, tiger.
Get Fit in DC
You just spent all Spring and Summer perfecting your beach bod – why let it go to waste? Just because the season is coming to a close doesn’t mean your workout mentality should. Join a gym, drop in on an outdoor class, or find a studio: with this list on hand there are no more excuses.
Mint

Where: 2 DC locations: Downtown and DuPont
Why: It’s not just a gym, but also a studio and day spa. Get sweaty then get pampered.
When: Open weekdays from 5am-10/11pm, weekends 7/8am-8/9pm.
How much: Basic Training membership is upwards of $138 a month, but you get everything from unlimited classes to spa access and free passes for friends. If you want to downsize a little because you spent all your money at Seacrets this Summer, they have a $98 All-Access membership that’s still pretty inclusive. The spa, however, does not require membership. But it does cost to be pampered, so check ahead. Photo courtesy of @mintwellnessdc
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Balance

Where: 5 DC locations so there’s bound to be one at least semi-convenient to you (but the one in Thomas circle looks the coolest). Each location offers slightly different workout options, including but not limited to: cross fit, personal training, whatever Piloxing is, and “total body wellness”.
Why: They have everything and they have it for a reasonable price (see below).
When: Each location varies their hours of operation, but you can check out a full schedule online of everything they offer and where.
How much: $64 a month can get you passes to just about every class and huge discounts on personal training and other options. Don’t want to commit just yet? They also offer free trial classes – just fill out an online registration form. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Yoga in the Park with Lululemon

Where: DuPont and Logan Circles
Why: It’s FREE. It’s also run by the pros at Logan Circle’s Lululemon, so not only is it awesome that you don’t have to pay, but you get an expertly directed all-levels class plus the bonus of the great outdoors.
When: Every Wednesday at 6pm
How much: Again, totally free. All you have to do is bring your own mat (and wear workout clothes), so if you’re already a yoga person you’ll have no problem with this one. No? Still okay. A decent yoga mat will only run you 5 bucks.
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Capital Bikeshare

Where: EVERYWHERE. There are over 3,000 bicycles at your disposal with hundreds of drop-off/pick-up locations. Get where you want to go, and leave it there.
Why: Because driving in DC is the worst and walking takes too long (let’s not get started on the fiasco that is the Metro). It makes it easy to not only commute, but get some exercise while you’re at it.
When: Whenever. It’s based on hourly rates and you can rent one at any time.
How much: $8 for a day pass, but if you plan on using it more than twice a week, definitely invest in the month or year pass, it’s way more economical.
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Zengo

Where: 4 studios in the DMV area.
Why: It’s a high energy, high calorie burning, highly trendy exercise. And it’s fun! It’s not just sitting on a bike for an hour; it’s core training, weight training, and cardio all wrapped up in one neat little 50-minute package.
When: Timing varies by location, but many of the instructors are really active on social media and make it super easy to find a time and location that works for you.
How much: One class is $22, but if you plan on trying out more than that you should go for one of their multi-class packages. Photo courtesy of @zengocycle
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Solidcore

Where: 4 DC locations
Why: It’s an amazing core strengthening class that will leave you full and satisfied after just 50 minutes. Michelle Obama does it. Look at her arms.
When: Almost all day everyday. They have a complete schedule on their website and lists of awesome instructors – you can find your ideal location and a time you can attend with no problem, even if you want to attend a class today.
How much: New clients get great deals and after that they vary in price based on timing. An off-peak class, for example, is less expensive than one that everyone attends right after work. Photo courtesy of solidcore.com
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Pilates in the Park

Where: Farragut Square (next to the Farragut North Metro station at Connecticut & K)
Why: The Golden Triangle – an area marked by it’s savvy businesses and over 550 bars, shops, parks, and more – hosts this bi-weekly gathering in the midst of the DC rush hour. It’s the calm eye of the storm.
When: Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30; you can drop in before you hop on the metro a Bikeshare home.
How much: Free! All they ask is to bring your own yoga mat. We suggest going a little early to grab a spot – a good 100 people have been said to come out for each class. Photo courtesy of waashingtonian.com
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Nike Run Clubs

Where: Run Clubs have been popping up all over DC, but the Nike ones we’re featuring here all end up at the Nike Georgetown, so you can reward yourself with some sweet workout swag when you’re done.
Why: Running can get boring by yourself. Run with a friend or 20 and now you’ve got something to get excited about. You also have a built-in support system you don’t get from working out by yourself. With this group, they’ll all help keep you going when you want to give up.
When: A weekly calendar is put up every Sunday afternoon, and just about every day has a run scheduled.
How much: Free! Just reserve a spot online.
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Barre3 at Union Market

Where: There are a ton of Barre studios in the DMV area, but this one is a free community class held at Union Market.
Why: MOTHER OF GOD who knew such tiny movements could hurt so much? Barre combines essential positions of ballet, yoga, and pilates with weights and props to concentrate on isometric strengthening. And it works.
When: Every Tuesday at Dock 5 above Union Market at 6:15pm
How much: Free! RSVP online via Eventbrite and enjoy your last moments with muscles that don’t hate you. Photo courtesy of yelp.com
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Mountain Training

Where: Stanton Park in DC, sponsored by The North Face.
Why: Working out using Mountain Athletics is just an awesome way to use the environment as your gym. It’s like parkour, but you won’t end up on an “Epic Fails” list. It’s also lead by two The North Face trainers who vow to help you achieve your outdoor goals, whatever they may be. Want to get your ski game stronger? They got you. Summit a mountain? No problem. Want to feel a little less lazier than you did yesterday? Still on your side.
When: Every Tuesday at 6:30pm from now through December.
How much: Also free! Again, RSVP with Eventbrite and show up a few minutes before start time to get warmed up. Photo courtesy of washingtonpost.com
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Go Kayaking

Where: There’s 3 locations: the Key Bridge, Ballpark, or National Harbor.
Why: We’ve mentioned doing this before on our Summer Bucket List, but it’s still relevant: hang out in a self-powered boat for half a day and you’ve burned off more calories than you’d have eaten if you went to happy hour instead. And you’ll have so much fun doing it you won’t even notice.
When: All day everyday while the warm season sticks around. Each location has different specific hours, but they generally open late morning (10-11) and send the last boats out in the evening (5:30-7). Check the website for location details.
How much: Depending on your preferred flotation device (they have other options besides Kayaks if that’s not what you’re into), rentals can be anywhere from $15-30 per hour.
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Working out isn’t the hard part, it’s getting yourself out there to do it that is. You don’t necessarily have to go right for the ass-kicking memberships or the intense core classes, you can hit up the easy meditations or just take an extra set of stairs somewhere. Every little bit counts when it comes to fitness and just because the fall season is coming up doesn’t mean it’s time to start slacking. With all of these options there are no exceptions: so quit your bitching and get that body burning.
Hidden Gems: Amazing DC Restaurants You Should Know About
Did you know there are nearly 12,000 places to grab food and drinks in DC? Because we just found out. And if you are a perpetually indecisive diner (not unlike ourselves), that makes life so much more complicated. We’ve gone ahead and done you a huge favor and listed the best of DC’s hidden gems. The 1 in a million 12,000 kind of establishment worth going a little out of your way for.
Fast Gourmet

Where: 1400 W St NW
Why: The phrase “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover” comes to mind. This little gas station (yes: gas station) has an insane menu consisting of everything from classic sandwiches and plates (chili dogs, burgers) to latin-infused meals (plantains, empanadas). Crawling out of the bar at closing time with a craving for fries and fish tacos? Fear not! These champions are open until 5:30am on the weekends.
How much: $5-$17 depending on how hungry you are and what you feel like eating.
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Lupo Verde

Where: 1401 T St NW
Why: Their charcuterie and antipasto apps are unmatched. Located in the fabulously hip 14th Street corridor, Lupo Verde offers great brunch, dinner, and dessert menus in addition to extensive meat and cheese plate options. Definitely go if you’re into authentic Italian, but want a more casual atmosphere.
How much: Could be upwards of $30-$40 a person depending on what you order (and how much), but it’s completely worth it. And if you have any questions, their staff is supremely knowledgeable and will help you make any food and drink decisions.
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Panda Gourmet

Where: 2700 New York Ave NE
Why: This unassuming Szechuan restaurant has repeatedly been named the best in the district by Instagram foodies and Zagat raters alike. Don’t be fooled by its location or lack of official website, this gem is hailed as the most authentic Szechuan cuisine the city has to offer. Try the lamb with cumin or the double cooked pork: you will not be disappointed. In fact, you will probably definitely be hooked.
How much: The same as any run-of-the-mill Chinese take-out restaurant, but this one is the best and is amazing. Totally worth it.
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Barcode

Where: 1101 17th St NW
Why: This little lounge packs a big punch: not only does it host great late-night parties, but its constantly-changing menu with fresh, daily prepared ingredients will keep any foodie happy. “But do they have drinks?” you ask. Why yes, they do! Their drink menu is larger than their food menu: it consists of 12 beers on tap, 25+ beers in a bottle or can, a seasonal rotating cocktail menu, and a list of over 50 wines available by the bottle or glass.
How much: Relatively inexpensive for a restaurant of this caliber. Definitely call ahead and reserve a table, they fill up fast for dinner.
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Filomena

Where: 1063 Wisconsin Ave NW
Why: If the rolled-in-front-of-you pastas aren’t enough, then go because the founder is a sweet woman who wants you to enjoy some great food at “a place where dinner [is] more than just a meal and a trip home.” The menu is full of old favorites and creative new dishes and the place is decorated with a heartwarming, homey flair.
How much: Pretty pricey, but you can taste the 33 years of tradition and experience in every bite.
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Perry’s Restaurant

Where: 1811 Columbia Rd NW
Why: Rooftop happy hour sushi. End of argument.
How much: About what you’d expect of any Japanese restaurant, but you can get really good deals on drinks and sushi during their happy hours. We suggest you go while the weather allows you to fully appreciate the chic rooftop atmosphere they’ve cultivated.
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Sixth Engine

Where:438 Massachusetts Ave NW
Why: It’s great food with awesome specials and a cool history. Engine Company No. 6 is one of only 11 buildings left in DC that were built in the late 19th century. According to their website, “The kind of fires we’re putting out have changed a bit, but the original helmet still hangs above our door.”
How much: Freshly purchased and prepared appetizers, sandwiches, and cocktails are around $7-$15, bigger plates and meals are $19-$27. Bonus: they have happy hours with even better deals if you go on the right day.
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Georgia Brown’s

Where:950 15th St NW
Why: It’s classic southern comfort with an upscale twist. Georgia Brown’s has homemade ice cream, fried chicken that “will compete with your grandma’s”, the best peach cobbler you may ever taste, and a Kentucky Lemonade that is dangerously delicious.
How much: This one will cost you (upwards of $40 per person), but if you are down to splurge a bit then go for it.
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The Carving Room

Where:300 Massachusetts Ave NW
Why: If the name isn’t enough of a hint as to why this place is amazing, let us enlighten you: not only do they hand carve all their meats for sandwiches and plates fresh everyday, but they also make their own pickled in-season veggies, their own sauces, rotating side options, and offer an insane brunch menu that includes outdoor curbside cornhole (if you choose to play).
How much: $6-$15.
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Thai X-ing

Where: 515 Florida Ave (no alcohol) | 2020 9th St (bar or BYOWine with a $5 corkage fee)
Why: If you aren’t normally someone who tries new things (but want to be) and aren’t sure what the best items to try are, this is the place for you. Thai X-ing takes the guess work out of ordering adventurous food with a pre-fixed chef-selected menu every night consisting of 5-7 “home-style Thai” courses including dessert.
How much: Generally around $30 per person, but prices vary with the menu so call ahead to be sure. If you plan on going with a bigger group, you should note that usually the price goes up per person to accommodate.
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Sakuramen

Where: 2441 18th St SW
Why: The best ramen in the city, hands down. Right in the middle of Adams Morgan’s biggest collection of other amazing bars and restaurants, it’s situated in the basement of a shop under a catwalk with a small sign, so it’s easy to walk past. Those who know about it and have been there can attest to their delicious options, great appetizers, and “fireball” bowls. Our advice? Get there before or after the dinner rush, it’s a small place and it fills up fast.
How much: Ramen bowls are $11-$15, appetizers are $7-$8.
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Not sure about you, but we’re going to break for lunch now.
Obscure Holidays: August Edition
Just in case you need a good reason to go out or need to give a good reason to get someone out (we all know THAT guy), we’ve gathered the funnest, weirdest holidays that August has to offer. Here is our comprehensive list of the best obscure holidays coming up that deserve some observation.
Aug 2: Friendship Day

This is the day to appreciate the ones who not only share your weirdness, but love you for it. So what should you do? Turn around and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF. Find a friend and put a drink or two on your tab for ’em, they deserve it. Every day should be Friendship Day, which is why we’ve put it on the list.
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Aug 5: Work Like A Dog Day

It doesn’t sound like much to celebrate, but you know how the saying goes: “Work hard, play hard.” So work like an animal and then party like one – you earned it, after all.
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Aug 7: International Beer Day

How can you NOT celebrate this? It would be a travesty to let such an occasion go unnoticed. Pick up a six-pack or pick up a tab: today’s the day to appreciate one of man’s greatest creations.
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Aug 10: Lazy Day
<insert explanation here>
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Aug 13: International Lefthanders Day

Okay sure! Buy your favorite lefty a drink. They have to go out of their way to find scissors they won’t fight with, desks that aren’t oriented to the right, and ways to cover up the forever-inked side of their palm after smudging everything they wrote for so many years. High [left] five!
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Aug 15 – Relaxation Day

Ahhhhh – time to sit back and sip on something sweet. However you want to enjoy it: with friends, alone, on the beach, at a bar – as long as it puts you and your mind at ease, you’re golden. We suggest an outdoor happy hour so you can take in some breezy, warm evening weather along with a delicious cocktail.
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Aug 16: Issue #1 of Sports Illustrated was published

All hail Sports Illustrated for bringing us the infamous Swimsuit Issue. 61 years ago on this day it all started and we think that is most definitely worth celebrating. If that’s not enough for you, it’s all because of said Swimsuit Issues (first published in 1964) that bikinis became a mainstream summer staple. You. Are. Welcome.
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Aug 16: Tell a Joke Day

Because a well-balanced diet is a drink in each hand – ba-dum-chhh!
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Aug 20: National Radio Day

What better way to appreciate the songs on the radio than by dancing along to them at the club? Honestly, if you think about it, you would be doing the radio and Walk the Moon a disservice if you didn’t Shut Up and Dance tonight.
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Aug 24: MTV airs music videos

Did you know that MTV stands for Music Television? I know! You wouldn’t guess it nowadays. 34 years ago on this day MTV began airing music videos (FUN FACT: The Buggles’ “Video Killed the Radio Star was appropriately the first one played ever). Let’s celebrate the days before Catfish put Chris Hansen to shame and music was not only on television but also worth watching.
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Aug 25: Kiss and Make Up Day

No one likes being in a fight, much less losing a friend over one. Bury the hatchet with a couple of beers and get past it – no grudge should last longer than a pint.
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Aug 25: Whiskey Sour Day

It’s pretty clear that there’s really only one way to celebrate, so grab a bar stool and observe accordingly.
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Aug 26: National Dog Day

Dogs are apparently big this month. Lucky for you, it just so happens that Dog Happy Hours are a thing in DC. Show yours the unconditional love it gives you by bringing them to a place where both of you can make friends!
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Aug 27: Just Because Day

“Why should I go out tonight?”
“Because.”
You can’t argue with logic.
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August 2015: Romance Awareness Month

Most PDA-proud couples will probably make you pretty aware of this before August, but that doesn’t change the fact that you should show that special someone a little extra love this month (and yes: bromances totally count).
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Don’t be LAME. Go out and celebrate what deserves celebration!
Summer Bucket List
Only a few precious weeks of Summer left and the swampland-turned-city is taking it’s final sweaty grip on everyone. We know it’s easy to just stay cool indoors and ride the rest of the season out from the comfort of your couch, but what do you do when that cheap fan you bought from Target isn’t cutting it anymore? What happens after your preferred binge-watch show on Netflix runs out? We have a few ideas. This list ranges from the calm and copacetic to the adventurous and awesome. Pick none or pick ten, but you should add at least a few of these to your own Summer bucket list and finish the season off the right way. Time to get up and get out there.
See a Nats Game

Even if you aren’t a baseball fan, this still makes for a fun day. Nationals Park is home to more than just a baseball field and DC’s home team – there’s great food, multiple bars, and fun stuff to do whether you’re 7 or 71. They also have “Theme Games” during the Summer that add a bonus fun factor, but there are only a few left so if you’re going to go to one you better decide now.
When: Home games are played through September.
Price: Depends on who’s playing and how hard you want to go – left field nosebleed section? $10. Lexus President’s Box superseats where you can tell the batter’s religion? $350
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Jazz in the Garden

Head to the Pavillion Cafe in the National Gallery’s Sculpture Garden and take in some music and culture. Every Friday evening they feature new local artists that put on a free show. Con: you can’t bring your own alcoholic beverages in, pro: they offer a really great special menu.
When: Every Friday evening from 5:30-8:30 as weather permits. These heroes will cancel due to inclement weather (obviously) but also due to excessive heat because they know how real it gets out there.
Price: Free! Plus drinks if you choose to go that route.
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Georgetown Sunset Cinema

The best way to enjoy this weather is to enjoy it at night, with cooler temperatures that won’t melt your face. The best place: Georgetown Waterfront’s Sunset Cinemas. For a few select Tuesdays this Summer, they offer free outdoor movies. And not lame movies, either: Burn After Reading and The Exorcist are on the upcoming list.
When: Tuesdays through August at sundown (roughly 8:30)
Price: Free! But BYOBlanket – they don’t like chairs, but if you want a spot for your blanket the best time to snag one is around 7pm.
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DC Restaurant Week

For one week in August (beginning the 17th), restaurants around the DC metro area will offer chef-selected menus of the best food they offer. Go in for either lunch or dinner and get a preset three to four course menu that was designed to impress you. (For those of you wondering: the above photos are from Barcode and yes they are a participating restaurant). Tip: some restaurants ONLY offer these menus during DCRW, so if this doesn’t seem like your thing, check with the restaurant before going.
When: August 17-23
Price: Universally decided on, so no guessing! Lunch $22, dinner $35
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Hike Billy Goat Trail

Get off your ass and go for a walk through a National Park. Located in Montgomery County, the Billy Goat Trail is known for it’s amazing scenery and finale view of the Great Falls on the Potomac River. There are a couple different trails ranging in difficulty, so if you aren’t a gung-ho trailblazer you have options.
When: When you stop being so lazy. Although get moving before sundown – like most national parks, it closes when it’s dark out.
Price: $10 to park. But you should be prepared and pack a bag of essentials (water, snacks, first aid) for the more experienced trails which could potentially set you back a little also. If you are a morning person, get on the trail by 8am to miss all the crowds.
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Kayak the DC Waterways

What are you afraid of? It’s not like it’s the Hudson (CALM DOWN JERSEY AND NEW YORK. That water is nasty, it is a widely known fact). Not only is it an amazing workout for your arms (by “amazing” we mean “good luck lifting a fork to your face for the next few days”) but it’s a cool way to see the city from another perspective. Literally.
When: All day everyday during the warm season. Depending on what starting location you go you (there are 3), they generally open late morning (10-11) and send the last boats out in the evening (5:30-7). Check the website for location specifics.
Price: $15-30/hour depending on the mode of transportation you want to rent.
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Moonrise Festival

Glow DC takes over the Pimlico Racecourse in Baltimore for a weekend in August for the annual Moonrise Festival. Two days of epic performances and amazing music: this year boasts performances by Bassnectar and the heavy-hitting trio Above & Beyond. Think Coachella just for EDM, but Coachella in it’s pre-commercialized golden days when it was more about the music and less about who was in attendance wearing godknowswhat (although, to be honest, the fashion will probably still be pretty awesome). Complete with iconic ferris wheel.
When: August 8-9
Price: $100-$160. The two-day pass is obviously on the higher end of the price spectrum, but is totally worth it. Have you seen the daily lineups they announced?
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Visit the Beach

Grab some friends you don’t mind sitting in a car with for a mini road trip and enjoy some time next to the waves for a weekend that’ll not only cool you off, but relax you. Get some sun, pay the obligatory visit to Seacrets, and chill the hell out before school starts back up. Because we all need to get away once in a while.
When: When can you take a day or 2 off work?
Price: It varies to be honest. Want to stay in an ocean-side resort this weekend? Okay. Prepare to pay for it. If you want to save a few bucks, look on Groupon for deals or call up hotels directly. And, as much fun as spontaneity may be, planning ahead helps.
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Visit The BEACH

Don’t feel like being in the car for 3 hours? Understandable. Can you make it to the National Building Museum? Their latest exhibit, The Beach, has DC residents going nuts because it’s literally a giant ball pit for grown ups. Bonus: they’ve recruited some seriously delicious kitchens to provide food and drink options for guests. Our suggestion? Go on a Wednesday – they stay open later for Beach Late Nights, with extended food and beverage hours. (photo by Daniel Arsham)
When: Now through September 7th
Price: $16 for a non-member (if you’re asking “Member of what?”, you aren’t one), and $5 for students – so definitely bring your student ID if you have one.
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Life in Color

RFK hosted last year’s rager and it did not disappoint. This year features fan favorites Adventure Club and Seven Lions. And, since it’s the largest paint party DC has ever seen, we suggest wearing an all white ensemble for some festival-dyed memories you can show off at more shows later. (We also understand that this is technically not during the Summer, but the weather is still going to be hot and sticky so we’re counting it.)
When: September 12th
Price: $50 for general admission, $75 for the VIP Un-leashed ticket.
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Skydive

Go big or go home. And if you want to go big, this is the way to do it – because why not check something off your life’s bucket list while you’re at it? It’s the best time of year to get it done, so wo/man up and make a reservation. What’s the worst that can happen?
When: Destiny
Price: Book online and get a $50 discount: $249 for a weekend jump, $209 weekday.
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Obviously you don’t have to do ALL of these, but you should. Whether you go to small events around the city or mount an expedition across treacherous MoCo terrain, there’s no better time than the Summer to make things happen. And hey – worst case scenario, you at least get a decent story to tell at the next party.
9 Alternatives to Starbucks in DC
Mornings can be the worst. The sun is shining, faces are smiling, well-dressed business people are judging you for maybe being a little hungover on a weekday. Adding a cup of caffeine to your work commute helps to deflate the disappointment of hearing your alarm clock go off too early. And, believe it or not, there are actually places besides Starbucks to get your AM-boost in DC.

See that? No one wants that. Spend your money on something that’s not advertising costly concoctions and extensive lines on every street corner and explore a little: it’s time to expand your coffee drinking horizons.
Pret A Manger

Location: It’s a chain so there are a few locations throughout DC, but most are strategically placed around Metro stops.
Wifi: Free!
Price Range: $1.50 for straight coffee, $2-4 for something fancier, $0 if the barista likes you (not a joke)
Food: The name translates to “ready to eat” – they’re full of daily-made sandwiches and salads you can grab and go. Some choices are a little pricey, but for freshness you can’t find in most chains it’s worth it.
Seating: Yes, although in some locations it’s a little compact or hidden in the back.
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Au Bon Pain

Location: Everywhere, but not Starbucks-everywhere.
Wifi: Free!
Price Range: Similar to Pret, but their cups are HUGE. Get an extra-large iced coffee labeled “medium” for $2.10
Food: So much. It’s first and foremost a bakery so they have a wall of pastries to choose from, but it also has a decent selection of soups and made-to-order sandwiches and salads.
Seating: Yes, but it varies by location.
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Saxby’s

Location: 4 of them: Dupont, McPhereson Sq, the Reagan Building, and Georgetown.
Wifi: Free!
Price Range: Pretty cheap. Their extensive list of 30+ specialty drinks (which include some innovative and delicious options) range from just $3-4
Food: Breakfast, froyo, blended coffee drinks, and smoothies are offered everywhere, but some locations have bonus options like fresh sandwiches.
Seating: Small cafe setting with a few tables and stools – the shops are self-described as “cozy and relaxed” if that tells you anything.
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7-Eleven

Location: Scattered. But odds are you already have one in mind.
Wifi: It’s free, but you have to sign up for it.
Price Range: Don’t underrate this coffee underdog: their self-serve cups of coffee (available in dark roast, light roast, flavored, decaf, etc) are $1.10 for a medium, including self-serve creamer flavors and sugar and whatnot.
Food: What doesn’t 7-11 have? Okay, maybe they don’t have the freshest food, but they do have all of your basic snack necessities, hot-rolling taquitos, and random condiments you probably have in your fridge but don’t remember.
Seating: Nah. Just grab your drink and go. This option is best for those of us who are perpetually running late.
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Peet’s Coffee & Tea

Location: Formerly Caribou Coffee, there are five in DC, all located within 5-6 blocks of the White House.
Wifi: Free!
Price Range: Similar to Starbucks, actually. But with normal names for sizes. They also pride themselves on their history of finding the best roasts from around the world and offer other seasonal and rare options for all of you coffee connoisseurs out there. They also offer a unique drink called “The Black Tie” (pictured above right) which layers cold brew coffee with condensed milk and simple syrup. Actually, you should go just to try that. Then come back and thank us because you’re welcome.
Food: A few baked goods and sandwiches made locally and delivered daily.
Seating: Indoor mostly, depending on location and season.
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Filter Coffee House & Espresso Bar

Location: Three – Dupont, Foggy Bottom, and Brookland.
Wifi: Free!
Price Range: Moderate, but appropriate. They “craft” their cups of coffee.
Food: Pastries for the most part. Although they have joined up with other local businesses to cross promote other items like more coffee, baked goods, and pizza.
Seating: Yes! Filter is popular among locals so it’s a really friendly place in the morning if you have the time to sit and hang out, although some say it morphs into a quiet, laptop-laden lounge during the day if you prefer to sit, work, and be antisocial.
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The Wydown Coffee Bar

Location: 1924 14th St NW
Wifi: Nope, so if you plan on being there for an extended period of time make sure you bring something to do besides stare at your screen.
Price Range: Low. Especially for a place that has such rave reviews on their cappuccinos and vegan pumpkin muffins.
Food: Baked goods made on site.
Seating: Limited communal tables.
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Chinatown Coffee

Location: 475 H St NW
Wifi: Yes, but the connection is notoriously weak.
Price Range: Depends on the complexity of your order. Want a cup of black coffee? $1.82. Want a hand-poured french-press cafe latte extra foam turbo shot whiplash? $7.50.
Food: Pastries and gelatos and whatever “specialty toasts” are. But this place ups the ante by adding alcoholic options to the list.
Seating: Most definitely. This a prime spot to sit and enjoy your beverage with a friend.
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Peregrine Espresso

Location: Three of them: Eastern Market, Union Market, and 14th Street
Wifi: Nope.
Price Range: $2-3 for your average cup. Almost all reviews attest to the fact that they serve quality coffee, espressos, and latte art.
Food: Small snacks – mostly biscuits and cookies.
Seating: Outdoor and indoor, depending on location.
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When all else fails and you can’t (a) find any of these other options fast/conveniently enough or (b) just can’t let go of your precious seasonal latte:
Starbucks

Location: Walk 1 block in any direction.
Wifi: You know it does.
Price Range: $2 for a plain coffee, $5+ for something swankier, $87 if you want to try to beat the world record (still not joking).
Food: Mostly cookies and snacks, some fruit, a couple fancy breakfast sandwiches they reheat in a less-than-fancy industrial microwave.
Seating: Always indoors, sometimes outdoors. Depends on the location and season.
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There you have it. Options. Honestly, we couldn’t care less if you go to one of these awesome places or end up going back to the ‘bucks, but we highly advise against going with the latter. Save your money for more important things like food, travel, and alcohol. Shit, save even a dollar and you’ve paid for a drink at ONE at Barcode. What really matters here is you find something you like that helps you make it through the morning (and possibly the day – there’s no shame in going back for seconds or fourths).
DC NIGHTLIFE ICONS INTERVIEW: David Karim

If a serious nightlife fanatic in the Washington, DC area, over the past three decades you’ve more than likely spent a night (or ten) in at least four (or more) restaurants or nightclubs which the Capital-based nightlife impresario David Karim has managed, curated or owned. With such a long and proud history, one may find that the George Mason University graduate with an Economics degree would be content with wanting to rest on his laurels. However, that’s far from the case.
“I was out every weekend anyway,” Karim says regarding his early days in DC nightlife in the late 80s and early 90s. “I was bartending to get through college, and somebody offered me a job at club called OPERA in Adams Morgan.” The hiring proved to be the catalyst for his future aspirations, as he continues, “[working in nightlife] was the same environment that I was in every weekend – but I was making money, which is better than spending money (laughs).”
As a fresh college graduate, the current nightlife standard bearer saw his friends making “good money for being just out of college” with their business and economics degrees, but he wanted more. “I loved music and meeting people. I got into promoting (at Zei Club in downtown DC), as I felt like I knew as many people as guys like Masoud [Aboughaddareh, current owner of Lima Nightclub] and Antonis [Karagounis, current owner of Echostage] and thought I would be successful.” Karim’s roots with Karagounis are strong. “Antonis was doing Spy Club across the street. When it closed, he moved the party to ZEI Club. A year later, the weekly event happening at ZEI, changed with the Grand opening of GLOW with Pete Kalamoutsos as the resident DJ. The promotion changed to cater to an EDM sound and crowd, mostly with Trance music.”
Karim’s tastes extend far past just music these days, as his pairing of quality dining options and premium nightclub experiences across the city has become a staple of his brand. Regarding his twin interests, he offers a unique and honest opinion. “[Nightlife and food] are apples and oranges. The restaurant business is so much more detail-oriented than the nightclub industry. Nightlife is more trend-based and all about having your finger on the pulse of the trends. If you make a great steak, a steakhouse can be around for 50 or 60 years. [Comparatively] music changes. In the food business, if you have the best quality and the best service, the people will come, no matter what. [Insofar] as nightlife, it’s all about what’s “in,” and that’s what people go after.”

Staying competitive in a revitalizing Washington, DC is clearly of importance to Karim, too. In regards to how he has remained vital, he offers this summation: “DC’s a little concerning. I’m 44 years old now and have been doing this for 26 years. The population is booming. You have areas like 14th Street and U Street. I have two locations there [14th Street’s Policy and U Street’s Lost Society] that are thriving, but downtown is not about bottle service anymore – it’s all about business lunches and happy hours.” With respect to serving this new demographic, he has a plan. “The late night is disappearing. People want to go to bars. The economy has boomed here, though, with defense contractors and IT companies locating here, and they want that hybrid experience of a restaurant and bar with a late-night aspect to it.”

David Karim’s plan has seen him open a series of nightclub/restaurants which he sees providing a sustainable solution for the evolving state of the DC party scene. “Lost Society and Gryphon [blend] a cool steakhouse with a DJ. I believe that’s a concept that was needed in DC. I love food – especially steaks – and enjoy having a party scene in the same venue, too. We do the same concept with a different menu at a second location with Gryphon. I want to grow the brand, do something on H Street in DC, or maybe something in Arlington. I thought of it, I executed it, and it’s doing well.”
With a seemingly ever-growing plethora of nightlife locales under his control and vision, David Karim blends a sharp awareness of history with an eye on his customer’s happiness and a curiosity about the future to create a blueprint for success. Regarding said success, Karim – as always it seems – keeps his ultimate motivations simple, possibly only to hide the complexities in execution. “It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to do what we do in the nightlife business. There’s a balance between business savvy and partying. However (clearly in more ways than one), I’m always hungry.”



