TBT Thanksgiving at Decades
DCClubbing Presents:
Throwback Thursday’s
Decades
#TBT at Decades! Come party with us at DC’s only Multi-Level Retro Nightclub!
The night kicks off at 10 PM with the best hits from the 2000’s, 2010s, 80s, 90s, hip-hop from all eras and more blasting through the world class Funktion One sound system available on all four floors. Drink specials aplenty, games, three DJs, multiple VIP areas and more!!!
2000’s Floor: DJ SAAM
Hip Hop: DJ RI5E
Age Requirement and Dress Code:
Open to ages 18+, Proper ID and Attire is Required.
Guys: Dress Smart – No Timberlands, No sneakers, No T-shirts, No grungy or athletic clothes Keep it classy!
Decades
1219 Connecticut Avenue NW Washington DC 20036
For more info call/table reservations: 202-271-1171.
TBT : Home for the Holidays at Decades
DCClubbing Presents:
TBT Home for the Holidays
Decades

‘Tis The Season! Winter break is on, and everyone is home for the holidays. College won’t be back again til next year, so what better way to kick off the best season with your closest friends and family than at Decades for our TBT Home for the Holidays party!
The night kicks off at 10 PM with the best hits from the 2000’s, 2010s, 80s, 90s, hip-hop from all eras and more blasting through the world class Funktion One sound system available on all four floors. Drink specials aplenty, games, three DJs, multiple VIP areas and more are available.
2010’s Floor: DJ Benny C
2000’s Floor: DJ Rise
Decades of Hip Hop: Enferno
Age Requirement and Dress Code:
Open to ages 18+, Proper ID and Attire is Required. Dress Smart: no Timberlands, no sneakers, no t-shirts, no grungy or athletic clothes, no camo. Keep it classy.
Christmas attire encouraged!
Decades
1219 Conneticut Avenue NW Washington DC 20036
For more info call/table reservations: 202-271-1171.
Beach Party: 7.25.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
Beach Party
Friday, July 25, 2014 | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC

Grab your shades, your string bikini, and bring the beach to the club!
DCCLUBBING and Hot 99.5 present you: DC’s #1 DANCE PARTY every Friday at Ultrabar!! DC’s #1 dance club with 4 different dance experiences!
Featuring 5 floors, 6 bars and $5 Fireball shots till midnight!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $5 Fireball shots until midnight
- $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Kam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Bedroom: DJ Destroyer (Hip Hop)
– Chroma : DJ Dale & DJ C-LO (Latin & International)
– Basement: DJ George Tsakiris (Dance, Top 40)
Carnival: 8.8.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
Carnival
Friday, August 8, 2014 | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC

DC’s #1 DANCE PARTY is every Friday at Ultrabar!! DC’s #1 dance club with 4 different dance experiences, throws the hottest parties in the DMV!
Drawing inspiration from the biggest party in the world, Panorama and Ultrabar fuse elements of the Brazilian, Portuguese and Caribbean Carnivals as well as New Orleans Mardi Gras into one massive event.
With free party favors, balloon drops, confetti blasts and live performers, Carnival at Ultrabar is DC nightlife’s escape to the no-holds-barred party world.
Featuring 5 floors, 6 bars and $5 Fireball shots till midnight!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $5 Fireball shots until midnight
- $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Kam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Bedroom: DJ Destroyer (Hip Hop)
– Chroma : DJ Dale & DJ C-LO (Latin & International)
– Basement: DJ George Tsakiris (Dance, Top 40)
Masquerade Affair: 2.6.15 at Ultrabar
DCClubbing Present:
Masquerade Affair
Friday, February 6, 2015 | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC

DC’s #1 DANCE PARTY is every Friday at Ultrabar! This week: The Masquerade Affair at Ultrabar will be nightlife’s escape to the no-holds-barred party world. Party favors, balloon drops, confetti blasts and live performers will be endless!
Featuring 4 DJs, 5 floors, and 6 bars!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $300 table special: Stoli, Bacardi, and House Champagne
- Bottle service available at (202) 638-4663
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dress code: Dressy Casual. Guys: No boots, no sneakers, no t-shirts, no grungy or athletic clothes, Girls: Keep it classy.
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Kam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Bedroom: DJ Destroyer (Hip Hop)
– Chroma : DJ Dale & DJ C-LO (Latin & International)
– Basement: DJ Hi Def (Dance, Top 40)
The Most Annoying Things People Say on Social Media & Beyond
ENOUGH ALREADY!
It’s annoying, it’s out there, it assaults you on social media and even spills into actual “real” life outside the confines of your computer, it’s why people roll their eyes at you, de-friend you on Facebook, un-follow you on Twitter, and just generally dislike you. It’s the MOST annoying things you have to STOP doing on social media and beyond.
That’s what she said
This is on the top of the list, quite possibly the one I hear that sends a chill of hatred up my spine at the very mention. We can blame “The Office” and Steve Carrell for Michael Scott’s catchphrase, “That’s what she said”. It’s overused and poorly used.
“I watched Spiderman 2 at the theater today!” Response- “That’s what she said!”
And we all know people who say it after everything someone says, waiting for a high five or a fist pump. Just…don’t.
Hashtagging
Damn you Twitter! The hashtag symbol (#) is used as a virtual filing system on Twitter, and should NEVER be used in non-virtual conversations, or on Facebook.
“That hashtag ‘SoulCycle’ workout was hashtag ‘amazing’, but it totally hashtag ‘KickedMyAss’ and did you see that girl’s hashtag ‘BigButt’ in the hastag ‘FrontRow’? It was a total hashtag ‘Throw Back Thursday’ moment!”
Willy Wonka vs Dos Equis Guy


There needs to be a boxing match between Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder- 80 years old) and The Most Interesting Man in the World (Jonathan Goldsmith- 75 years old) to duke it out for who is the most OVERUSED photo on text graphic on the web! Who do you think would win?
[Enter choice debasing divider here] Problems
Everyone’s got problems these days! White girl problems, black girl problems, rich people problems, poor people problems, gay boy problems, and all kinds of problems. Talk about segregation, I thought we were all moving towards equality? But at least there’s one thing people agree on, no matter the race, gender, or sexual orientation we all love to bitch about our issues! Blog bitching #WhiteGirlProblems
I Run [“your” city here]
But do you really? Are you an elected official? Can they even do anything? What exactly do you run? Because by the looks of the people who typically say this, including, but not limited to at least one reality show character on every reality show ever (especially the Bad Girls Club), you don’t run sh*t! The only thing you’re qualified to run is your own bad decisions right into the ground. Not even the counter at Burger King or maybe a forklift, but probably not. No definitely not heavy machinery.
Sunday Funday
Sunday really made a comeback from the latter known “Lord’s Day” when you’d get in your Sunday’s Best, this may even include a bonnet and head to church or at least grab some cheap pancakes at IHOP. Now’s it’s done a total 180, and reemerged as a booze fueled day of debauchery and lard dripping brunching. Basically an extension of Saturday night, a day you’ll commonly see nightclub zombies roaming the streets in last nights clothes, shameless to the fact they are wearing black pleather pants to the Waterfront. We have no problem with this, but ‘Sunday Funday’ as a term is stupid. It’s right up there with ‘Tuesday Boozeday’ and ‘Winesday Wednesday’, and you know who uses the term ‘Winesday Wednesday’? Kathie Lee Gifford=not cool!
Ninjas and Wizards
These are words that should never leave the roundtable where you play Dungeons and Dragons in your mom’s basement.
I’m a “Computer Ninja”, “or a PR Wizard”…
Ninja- A ninja (忍者?) or shinobi (忍び?) was a covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, and open combat in certain situations.
Wizard– A man who has magical powers, especially in legends and fairy tales.
That’s all.
Food Porn
Food porn, or the doubly annoying #FoodPorn is the pits! Posting pictures of food on social media is acceptable for anyone in the food service industry. We’ll even let it fly for non-industry folk who post a meal they had in a food service establishment, or if you can actually cook something presentable. But the worst is when people cook a homemade meal that consists of boiled chicken, cream corn and a piece of white bread and they think the all greyish beige blob on a paper plate is worthy of a five-star restaurant. Food is not porn, nobody wants to see a banana and a grapefruit doing the nasty, and if you do, you’re sicker than we thought.
Gasm
Which leads us to foodgasms…adding “-gasm” to pretty much any noun doesn’t make sense.
“That DJ, like totally gave me an ‘ear-gasm’!” ßSTUPID
The same goes for foodgasm, travelgasm, and shoegasm, thus the only acceptable is gasm is an Orgasm. I think we can all agree with that one.
Watergate it
And lastly, here’s one for the DC nerds. Nixon’s 1970’s f*ck up with the Watergate scandal, has boomeranged it’s way back into pop culture, social media, and political journalism. Get over it!
“Someone broke my back gate and took my shovel. Scandalous. GateGate?”
Nipplegate, Antennagate, Monicagate, Troopergate, #Weinergate, Puppygate
Watergate is a hotel in Washington DC, this makes no sense used in any other way.
Benny Benassi: NYE 2015 at Echostage
Glow Washington DC presents:
Benny Benassi
New Year’s Eve

2135 Queens Chapel Road NE • Washington, DC
Tickets on sale now!
Doors 8PM | No dress code | Ages 18+
Bottle Service: Tables@echostage.com | 202.503.2331
Milan born Italian DJ/producer stalwart Benny Benassi – real name Marco Benassi – is widely regarded as one of the most charming, down to earth, internationally respected and treasured artists in the music industry. With over a decade to his illustrious career already, the chart-topping megastar has wholly managed to capture the hearts of multiple generations of EDM fans across the world with his flawless trademark tech/electro/house infused sounds and charismatic performance flair. Whether he’s behind the booth or in the studio, there’s never a dull moment when Benny’s around and fortunately for us, he’s showing no signs of slowing down whatsoever.
Machine Gun Kelly: 7.25.14 at Echostage
DCClubbing & KO Events Present:
Machine Gun Kelly
Tickets On Sale 4.4.14 Noon EST
Rescheduled: Friday, July 25, 2014 | Doors 9pm | Ages 18+
Echostage • 2135 Queens Chapel Rd NE • Washington, DC
Table Information – 202.503.2331
BIOGRAPHY(via www.machinegunkelly.com)
There’s nothing like someone who has lived your story and Ohio’s MC MGK resilience has become a beacon of hope for thousands of kids across America. Penning rhymes about everything from addiction to family issues, MGK is a symbol of relentless perseverance to his fans and the MC is about to begin the next chapter of his already successful career.
Born Colson Baker in Houston, Texas, MGK lived almost a dozen places, including Egypt, before moving to Denver, Colorado with his father after his mother began a new life with a new man.
“I don’t have a relationship with my mom, she left when I was nine years old,” says MGK.
In Denver, the Bakers lived with MGK’s aunt. Though the father and son had each other, they couldn’t lay claim to much else. As his dad fought depression and unemployment, the young MC split his time between wearing two school outfits and being bullied by the neighborhood kids.
“I used to stand out because I was tall and I couldn’t really fight back then,” says MGK. “Then I got tired of getting beat up so I started fighting people with my words instead.”
In seventh grade, MGK found solace in rhyming after watching DMX’s “We Right Here” video.
“DMX is a huge influence on me because neither of us have siblings so we had to fight a lot of dark shit by ourselves,” says MGK.
And though he “wasn’t popular at all,” the lanky kid was good at battling his middle school challengers. Later, while attending Denver’s Thomas Jefferson High School, his father moved to Kuwait to work for the army and left MGK behind to live in a neighbor’s basement. It was then the teen began experimenting with drugs and recorded his first demo tape.
“It was terrible, but I thought it was cool,” says MGK, with a smile.
Without supervision, MGK stopped attending school and like 50 Cent, the high school freshmen, made a name for himself by calling out elder classmates. In 2005, his father moved MGK to Kuwait, where the teen got into even more trouble. Eventually, the pair were forced back stateside and settled in Cleveland, Ohio. While attending Shaker Heights High on the city’s east side, MGK convinced a local t-shirt shop owner, who doubled as an MC manager, to take him under his wing.
“I got the name Machine Gun Kelly because of my rapid-fire delivery when I was 15 and started doing shows,” says MGK.
Nicknamed MGK by his fans, the MC released his first mixtape Stamp of Approval in 2006 and built a local fan base performing at Cleveland venues like Hi-Fi. But it was a trip to New York’s famed Apollo Theater in 2009 that really gave him his start.
“We drove straight from Ohio and stood in line for ten hours,” recalls MGK. “I got boo’d as soon as I walked on the Apollo stage and then I won … twice.”
The energetic performer became the first rapper in history to win the Apollo’s talent show. MGK’s mixtape 100 Words And Running came shortly after and he created a high school promotional tour, where he performed to such excited crowds that school security teams began turning him away to keep the peace. And while the MC’s catchphrase, “Lace up,” which started as a mixtape interlude, became a call to arms for fans, their leader was still flipping burritos at Chipotle to pay his rent. After graduating high school, MGK’s father kicked him out of their home and forced the young MC to fend for himself. Not long after, an 18 year-old MGK welcomed his own child, a daughter named Casie. The infant gave the rapper new incentive to work even harder and he soon earned a nod for Best Midwest Artist at the 2010 Underground Music Awards and his “Alice in Wonderland” clip won Best Music Video at the 2010 Ohio Hip-Hop Awards.
But just as his star began to rise, MGK suffered a new setback. A polyp developed on his vocal chord which kept him offstage and out of the studio for six months. Without health insurance for surgery, MGK worked off the polyp by himself with tireless vocal exercises.
“Every night I’d wake up at 4 o’clock in the morning wanting to blow my brains out,” says MGK. “That was one of the most depressing periods of my life.”
But the sun shone again with the 2010 release of MGK’s Lace Up mixtape. The project not only earned the local favorite more fans baring their own “Lace Up” tattoos but a national audience. In 2011, the Ohio rapper secured a label deal with Diddy’s Bad Boy Records/ Interscope Records as well as a marketing partnership to score a spot for HTC’s Rezound Beats By Dre phone. Machine Gun MGK’s “Invincible” track plays during the electronics commercial, the release of which coincided with the song’s sale on iTunes.
In October, the Rage Pack mixtape, inspired by his energy on stage and a love for his fans, hit the web. A video for MGK’s single “Wild Boy” featuring Atlanta rapper Waka Flocka Flame and produced by GB Hitz followed, leading MGK to win MTV’s Hottest Breakthrough MC for 2011.
“To be considered for the hottest breakthrough MC of 2011, it’s obviously an honor, but I want to be the hottest,” he told MTV News. “I’ve never been comfortable with sharing anything.”
Gearing up for his mainstream spotlight, MGK is currently prepping his official EP via Bad Boy/ Interscope entitled Lace Up. Slated to hit shelves in March, the Ohio native will take his new music across the United States during the record-breaking “90 Cities in 99 Days” tour with Midwest MC Tech N9ne also beginning that month. In addition, MGK’s secured a performance on this summer’s Vans Warped Tour line-up.
Already acknowledged by cultural gatekeepers like The New York Times, MTV, The FADER and Nah Right, MGK is ready to devour the next phase of his career. Lace up
NYE 2015 at Ultrabar
DCClubbing and Ultrabar Present:
New Year’s Eve 2015
Wednesday, December 31, 2014 | Doors 8PM | Ages 21+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC

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Ultrabar is known for it’s wild parties, and New Year’s Eve 2015 is no exception! Starting at only $30 a ticket, you can have an all access pass to 6 bars, 5 floors, 4 DJs, and the greatest NYE party DC has to offer! Book a table now and receive a complimentary bottle of champagne! Ring 2015 in the right way, and send 2014 off with a bang!
Bookings at tables@dcclubbing.com/wordpress2 or 202.638.4663
(complimentary champagne w/ advanced bookings only)
The Most Expensive Drinks in the World
We’ve all heard this conversation before:
OMG $14 for a drink, that’s crazy, like you could buy a whole bottle of vodka for what 2 drinks cost!
Yes, yes you can, and that’s appropriate for a house party, or an alcoholic homeless person, but when you’re at a nightclub, lounge or restaurant in any major city from Tokyo, to London, and NYC to LA, you pay up, because let’s face it, your friend and his iPod don’t stack up to the big time entertainment clubs are pumping through their doors every week.
BUT, if you think your tab is expensive when you hit the clubs, check out some of these ridiculous prices for some of the most expensive drinks and bottles in the World and get ready to max out your credit cards.
CHAMPAGNE
Armand de Brignac Midas
$194,275
The “Ace of Spades” as it’s called is a 30-liter bottle (that’s equal to 40 regular sized bottles) of Armad de Brignac Midas, which doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like Moet (pronounced “mow-ette” not “mow-eh”), or Veuve, but for that price nobody’s judging. Weighing in at 99 pounds (probably the weight of your cocktail waitress) this bottle’s going to need some muscle to get to your table.
VODKA
Diva Vodka
$1 Million
Blinged out in Swarovski crystals that run through the middle of the bottle, and can be used as a garnish for the drink, push this Scotland-based Vodka to the Million-dollar mark! Plus, this alcohol wasn’t made in a prison toilet. It’s ice filtered and then it is passed through Nordic birch charcoal then filtered through sand that contains precious and semi-precious gems.
RUM
Legacy by Angostura
$25,000
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Or some major credit card debt.
From the same company that brought you ‘Angostura Bitters’, which you may only know as some nasty sh*t your great grandmother may have given you to settle your stomach, now lay claim to the ‘Most Expensive Bottle of Rum in the World’. The bottle is housed in an Asprey crystal decanter with a sculpted silver stopper, created and designed by the jewelers to Prince Charles and limited to a minuscule 20 bottles worldwide (a mere three in the U.S).
TEQUILA
Tequila Ley
$3.5 Million
When you hear about an astounding 6,400 diamonds, weighing in at 415 carats, set into an 8-pound pure platinum setting, you’d probably think some really rich and famous guy just proposed to a really large woman with huge hands, but in this case, it’s the actual bottle this ridiculous tequila comes in. And here we thought Gran Patrón Burdeos, at just $649, and Don Julio Real at $350 was a treat!
BEER
Vieille Bon Secours Ale
$1,000
For this brew, you’ll have to take a trip across the pond. The 12-liter bottle can only be purchased at a bar in London called Bierdrome. This beer has been described as having a complex taste with citric, caramel and toffee flavors with an undertone of licorice and aniseed. It should at least come with an engraved beer koozie for that price.
COCKTAIL
Flawless
$55,000
The world’s priciest drink, launched in London in 2007 at Modiva nightclub- It consisted of a large measure of Louis XII cognac, half a bottle of Cristal Rose champagne, some brown sugar, angostura bitters and a few flakes of 24-carat edible gold leaf. Oh and an 11-carat white diamond ring.
Stars spotted at the club have included Prince and Beyoncé. Partygoers who ordered the drink were rewarded with a floorshow, with the drink mixed in front of them, and two security guards.
Some other pricey cocktails you can go in search of are the ‘Diamond is Forever Martini’ (Ritz Carlton, Tokyo- $22,600), ‘The Proposal’ (The Purple Bar, Sanderson, London- $5,293), ‘The Ono Champagne Cocktail’ (XS, Encore Wynn, Las Vegas- $10,000), ‘Martini on the Rock’ (The Blue Bar, Algonquin Hotel, NYC- $10,000), and one more diamond laced cocktail for $50,000 (Reka Restaurant, Moscow).




















