Spring Concerts in DC
Spring Concerts in DC
Spring has officially sprung and so has a crop full of concerts in the nation’s capital that’ll propel you far into summer. Whether you’re into the nightclub feel of Echostage, outdoor mega shows at Jiffy Lube Live, or Festivals at Merriweather Post Pavillion the DMV’s got it all. We’ve scouted out some of the best gigs here, but don’t stand around picking your nose, if you want to grab seats for one of these must see concerts—tickets are already on sale for nearly everything listed, and some are already sold out. (We’re definitely talking about you, Sweet Life Festival and Country Mega Ticket). But don’t worry there’s always other ways to score tickets (Stubhub, Craigslist, beg, borrow, steal).
Miley Cyrus
When: April 10, 2014
Where: Verizon Center
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($33.95-$108.00)
Don’t expect Disney channel princess Hannah Montana showing up at the ‘Bangerz’ tour. Witness the twerking and tongue wagging up close and personal with special guest Icona Pop, this won’t be the PG Miley of yesterday.
Rick Ross
When: April 11, 2014
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($50.00)
“Both physically and culturally very large” (according the his website) his voice sells, the way Sinatra once sold an implacable but supple kind of confidence. With his record entitled ‘God Forgives, I Don’t’, I’d consider that a threat, so you’d better get your tickets pronto.
Carl Cox
When: April 19, 2014
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($28.00)
Get ready for another major Glow DC event. As the very first winner of DJ Magazine’s prestigious Top 100 DJ poll in 1997, the ‘Three Deck Wizard’ himself, Carl Cox will be joined by one of the UK’s finest exports in electronic music, Nic Fanciulli, and head of his own record label (Younan Music) Saeed Younan all under the same roof.
M.I.A.
When: April 27, 2014
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($53.70)
The electronic, dance, alternative, hip hop and world music artist known for her singles ‘Sunshowers’ and ‘Galang’, and reaching number 11 on the Billboard Hot Dance Singles Sales in the US, she has been nominated for an Academy Award, two Grammy Awards and the Mercury Prize. You don’t wanna be MIA for this show.
Sweet life Festival
When: May 10, 2014
Where: Merriweather Post Pavilion
Tickets: Sweet Life Festival ($75-$150)
What began in 2010 as a 500-person gathering in the parking lot behind Sweet Green’s Dupont location has evolved into an annual celebration of flavorful music, wholesome food, and thoughtful living.
Lady Gaga
When: May 15, 2014
Where: Verizon Center
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($45.00-$230.00)
Gaga’s ‘ARTPOP’ album (follow-up to ‘Born This Way’), debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart, with the ARTPOP Ball in support of her album kicking off this spring. If you’ve never seen Gaga in concert, it’s a must, full of surprises, and unmatched energy, the ARTPOP Ball should not be missed.
Machine Gun Kelly
When: May 16, 2014
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($29.00-$116.00)
Perhaps the new Eminem, Machine Gun Kelly is made famous by penning rhymes about everything from addiction to family issues, MGK is a symbol of relentless perseverance to his fans and the MC is about to begin the next chapter of his already successful career.
Country Mega Ticket
When: May 17- September 20, 2014
Where: Jiffy Lube Live
Tickets: Live Nation ($189.99- $859.99)
Hee Haw! While Mega Show tickets nearly sold out, after all country music is the most popular music in the good ol’ US of A, this is a hot ticket. If you can land a Megaticket, you’ll have access to an eight-show “package” featuring the summer’s hottest country shows at Jiffy Lube Live.
Benny Benassi
When: May 17, 2014
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Want Tickets ($34.50)
Benny Benassi, who recently worked with Madonna and Chris Brown is an EDM show full of charisma, his dj style is easy to describe… it’s kinda electro, sort of house-tec, dirty and cool, sweaty and smooth. This tour will surely bring you some ‘Satisfaction’.
Phoenix
When: June 7, 2014
Where: Echostage
Tickets: Ticketmaster ($43.45)
French alternative rock band, Phoenix, brings a different flavor to Echostage. They played at the Governor’s Ball, performed at the legendary Apollo Theatre in New York, played their new single ‘Entertainment’ on Saturday Night Live, and shared the stage with R. Kelly to a rendition of their smash hit, ‘1901’, at Coachella, won a Grammy Award for Best Alternative Music Album in 2010 for their album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix’, and headlined Lollapalooza in Chicago. AKA get your ticket before it sells out.
World Cup 2014 Kickoff: 6.14.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
World Cup 2014 Kickoff Party
Saturday, June 14, 2014 9:30pm-3am | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
It’s that time of the year and futbol is in the air! Kickoff the most celebrated week in the world with us this Saturday, as we celebrate your teams journey to the World Cup!
Wear your team’s jersey Saturday night and get free admission at the door!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $5 Fireball shots until midnight!
- $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Saam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Vault: DJ George (House, Dance, International)
– Bedroom: DJ Suelto (S. American + International)
– Chroma: DJ Geometrix (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
Lifeguard Party: 6.13.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
Lifeguard Party
Friday, June 13, 2014 10pm-3am | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
Join us at Ultrabar as we party with our favorite lifeguards. Make sure you come ready to party and celebrate summer in lifeguard style!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- 1/2 Price drinks before 11PM
- $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Kam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Vault (Basement): DJ George Tsakiris (Dance, Top 40)
– Bedroom: DJ Destroyer (Hip Hop)
– Chroma: DJ Dale & DJ C-LO (Latin, International)
Memorial Day Beach Party & Bikini Contest: 5.25.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
Memorial Day Beach Party & Bikini Contest
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
Don’t spend Memorial Day stuck in traffic on your way to the beach. Maybe you’ll get a couple hours of sun if you’re lucky.
Your best bet is to bring the beach to the club baby! Get your suit, sandals, tanks and shades. Then make your way over to Ultrabar!
In addition we will also be throwing a bikini contest on the main floor, we will have over $1,000 in cash/prizes
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $5 fireball shots
$6 sex on the beach - $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Heat, DJ Saam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Vault: Trap Music
– Bedroom: DJ Eli (Latin)
Ladies Night – Sundress Edition: 6.7.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
Ladies Night – Sundress Edition
Saturday, June 7, 2014 9:30pm-3am | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
Summer is in the air, the sun is shining bright, and it’s the perfect time to try on that sundress that’s been collecting dust!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $5 Fireball shots until midnight!
- $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Saam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Vault: DJ George (House, Dance, International)
– Bedroom: DJ Suelto (S. American + International)
– Chroma: DJ Geometrix (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
Best April Fools Pranks
Nothing like a nasty little prank to put a spring in your step and get your loved ones, or enemies’ heart’s racing. “Honey, I have crabs!” It’s not bad karma, when you <eventually> follow it with an “APRIL FOOLS!” Tap into your juvenile side and put some naughty fun into your week, since we certainly are not getting any pleasure out of the winter that won’t quit! Time to review some classic, some cruel and some downright genius pranks for this April fools.
Unplanned Pregnant
Like a whoopee cushion the good ol’ “I’m pregnant” works for anyone without the man parts. Freak out your parents, your boyfriend, that guy you’re cheating on your husband with; this hoax has endless possibilities and will surely instill fear! Insert evil chuckle!
Secret Show
These type of shows happen all the time. Remember when Club Glow did those secret Sunday sessions? Send a mass text to all your friends telling them their favorite recording artist or DJ will be playing a super exclusive one night only, not advertised night at the venue of your choice.
Death Becomes Her
This one surely crosses the line. But don’t get your panties in a twist, it you could ‘will’ things this easily; you’d already have a yacht full of cash and a golden unicorn. Take out a fake obituary ad in your local paper or spread the news via social media. Get your best friend involved. It’s a great way to see who really cares! Awe, you’re so loved, or maybe not.
STD Scare
Nothing scares the pants off like an STD. Or maybe you shouldn’t have taken them off in the first place. Place a call to your partner posing as their doctor saying they have new findings from their latest tests. Try the app “Sly Dial” to hide your digits on the caller id. Or call your past lovers and let them know you are just giving a courtesy call to alert them of your fire crotch.
On the Move
Tell anyone who cares about you that you’re hitting the road. Moving to Spain! Freak the kids or the wife out with a nice “For Sale” sign in the yard. Say goodbye to your friends kids we’re moving to the South Pole.
Traffic Trauma
If you’re crafty, draft a fake parking ticket, which you can adorn on all your coworkers cars. Or run into the office and tell that uptight guy in the adjoining cubical that you were just outside and their car getting towed or saw a boot on his car. Fun for all!
Under Cover
Let someone you know you are confiding in them about your past. You’re been in the witness protection program and you are not who they think you are. If you can’t keep a straight face with this one, an eloquent email works.
Kitchen Disasters
-Fill a 20 oz plastic coke bottle with Sprite and soy sauce.
-Make a yummy caramel apple treat switching out the apple for an onion.
-Be the office hero and bring in morning donuts filled with mayonnaise instead of custard.
Online Infidelity
Create a fake profile and chat with your lover online posing as a secret admirer. This is also a great way to find out if your gf/bf is really into you. Plus you can totally get away with it when they find out it was you, April Fools; we’re breaking up you cheating pig!
Jail Bird
Place a collect call to anyone who would care. When they accept, let them know you are in jail and using your one phone call.
Polygamy Prankster
This one would go a little something like this, after you sit your family down.
I hate to have to tell you this guys, but I have another family in Ohio, a wife and 2 other kids. Sorry, it’s time you knew. Who wants to meet your new siblings!
Face it, you’re evil, you have no soul! But it’s April fools, so it’s the one-day you can get away with being a prankster. Make sure to fill us in on how your April Fool’s day hoax goes.
The WTF in DC Fashion & Style
Unlike, NYC or Los Angeles, DC isn’t exactly known for it’s trendy fashion sense. Though it does have a unique style all it’s own. From Capitol Hill, to Georgetown to the DC Club scene and beyond, let’s explore some of the iconic, ironic, and horrific styles that scream Washington DC.
Sear Suckers
Take a stroll around Georgetown and you cannot escape a warm afternoon without seeing some Kennedy wanna-be sporting this look, which they probably picked up at the Gtown uber preppy attire hub Vineyard Vines.
The US Senate even held Seersucker Thursdays in June from 1996-2012. Nerds.
Pastels
Nowhere does khakis; pastel colored dress shirts, Lacoste everything, bow ties and sear suckers quite like DC. That’s why if you ever planned to leave DC due to the Polar Blast, you may find yourself out of fashion next to the casual Southern and Western styles, just see our Polar Blast Pushing People out of DC and the Northeast- FOREVER?
24/7 Power Suits
Summer in DC is a sweaty swampy mess and you know the Washingtonian highbrow crew will not give up on their power suits, even in 100% humidity. To be clear, we are not talking casual summer office wear. It’s the ever traditional, wool or cotton blends. Break out the clinical strength deodorant.
DC Drag
Recently voted the “Gayest City in the US”, DC counters the uptight and boring looks of the Hill with flamboyant cross dressing madness. Just join in on the DC Drag Queen High Heel Race during the Halloween season and you’ll see tons of Chers, Madonnas, Britneys, and more.
Lady Suits
Remember Working Girl with Melanie Griffin? While many cities across the US have embraced a more casual office dress code, Washington women love their lady suits.
Kitten Heels
Why bother? If you’re going to wear a heel, go for it, these low set heels are like training bras, useless and unattractive. Plus wearing a kitten heel is a slippery slope, you’re one step away from wearing a pair of running shoes with your power suit to run to the metro.
Saggy Bottoms
Just head down to Adams Morgan or South East DC and you’ll see some major ass, but not the kind you may want to see. Some DC peeps can’t be bothered to even pull up their pants.
Fanny Packs
While riding awkwardly upright on your Segway, how else will you hold on to your disposable camera and metro card? Take a stroll by the White House or the by any of the monuments and museums and the haute couture is the fanny pack.
Cardigans & Pearls
The female answer to the sear sucker and pastels is a matching women’s twin sweater set and a set of pearls. Though this look is often updated and made edgier, DC prefers the traditional look.
Derby Hats
Attend the Virginia Gold Cup, which is like the bastard son of the Kentucky Derby and your look won’t be complete without a giant obnoxious wide brimmed hat, which hide the shame your face should be showing.
Body Paint
Washington DC certainly has something for everyone. One minute you’re passing by the political types, and the next you’re in full force in one of the most insane DC nightclubs, being covered in paint or passed by dancers in nothing but paint.
Pre-Superbowl Party: 1.30.15 at Ultrabar
DCClubbing Presents:
Pre-Superbowl Party
Friday, January 30, 2015 | 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
This Friday we’re taking a night to enjoy the year’s first big event: Superbowl XLIX. Start getting pumped for Sunday’s big game Friday night at Ultrabar! Sport your favorite team’s jersey for FREE ENTRY and enjoy our great drink and bottle specials all night!
Featuring 4 DJs, 5 floors, and 6 bars!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $300 table special: Stoli, Bacardi, and House Champagne
- Bottle service available at (202) 638-4663
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dress code: Dressy Casual. Guys: No boots, no sneakers, no t-shirts, no grungy or athletic clothes, Girls: Keep it classy.
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Kam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Bedroom: DJ Destroyer (Hip Hop)
– Chroma : DJ Dale & DJ C-LO (Latin & International)
– Basement: DJ Hi Def (Dance, Top 40)
Back to School Party: 1.23.15 at Ultrabar
DCClubbing and Ultrabar Present:
Back To School Party
Friday, January 23, 2015 | Ages 18+
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
School is back in session and so is the fun! This Friday we welcome back all students with FREE ENTRY BEFORE 11PM when you show your college ID! Kick your semester off the right way at Ultrabar!
Featuring 4 DJs, 5 floors, and 6 bars!
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $300 table special: Stoli, Bacardi, and House Champagne
- Bottle service available at (202) 638-4663
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dress code: Dressy Casual. Guys: No boots, no sneakers, no t-shirts, no grungy or athletic clothes, Girls: Keep it classy.
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Kam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Bedroom: DJ Destroyer (Hip Hop)
– Chroma : DJ Dale & DJ C-LO (Latin & International)
– Basement: DJ Hi Def (Dance, Top 40)
Carnival: 5.24.14 at Ultrabar
Panorama Productions and Ultrabar Present:
Carnival
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Ultrabar • 911 F Street NW • Washington, DC
Drawing inspiration from the biggest party in the world, Panorama and Ultrabar fuse elements of the Brazilian, Portuguese and Caribbean Carnivals as well as New Orleans Mardi Gras into one massive event.
With free party favors, balloon drops, confetti blasts and live performers, Carnival at Ultrabar is DC nightlife’s escape to the no-holds-barred party world.
- 5 Levels, 4 DJs spinning Top 40, House and International
- $5 Fireball shots until midnight!
- $150 bottles of Stoli
- Bottle service available at (202) 271 1171
- Ages 18+ w/ valid ID
- Dressy Casual
Music Format:
– Main Floor: DJ Saam (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
– Vault: DJ George (House, Dance, International)
– Bedroom: DJ Suelto (S. American + International)
– Chroma: DJ Geometrix (Top 40, Mashups, Hip Hop)
